Posts a hair drying tutorial and goes to all the trouble to cartoonise it, but positions the camera so most of her head is cut off
Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar
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How is it exhausting when she āisnāt obliged to turn up to every fightā.
head.
YES! We keep the receipts, you bleeping idiot. Reminder again to never feel sorry for her, sheās a horror
She's VERY BUSY today.
Where's the pic of the chip too? Did I miss it? Did the AA group not throw you a party, Jack?
God. She's always been an attention seeking bleep hasn't she?
Asking for a friend, where is best online to sell 15 Cotswolds sideboards, and a sentient mirror?
Is she asking for a friend?
The description for that top pic of birds is ugly granny curtains.
With strategically placed strips of cooking bacon and bollock sausages
Catholic Jack coming soon to a Mass near you
Every one of her writings:
PARKLIFE
PARKLIFE
Blisters - I had it with a pair of shoes bought with the then available school clothing grant; they were bleeding by the time I got to school and by the time I'd walked home, there was a squelching noise from the amount of blood. Naturally, I was told I had to keep wearing them because there wasn't any money for another pair until I grew out of them. I lied and said that they'd been stolen when I was in PE, so wore hideous Ā£4.99 pink trainers from the market for the next term, getting the piss ripped out of me by kids and threats of detention from teachers..
Period arrival.
Some bladder/bowel conditions.
Injuries.
Outgrowing things.
and some who are going without clean or properly fitting/non holey clothing, whether due to neglect, poverty or living in unsuitable accommodation.
We managed to get the OK/budget to buy new ones and the head of PE used a huge chunk of their budget to buy and install a washing machine and tumble drier in their office, supposedly for washing match kit, but more because it's easy to stick a kid in spare PE kit whilst their actual clothes are in the wash. There's an awful lot of 'Oh, I forgot to note down who had that donated school shirt, silly me'.
Call me a raging socialist if you like, but I think it would be a really good idea if schools were funded to be able to issue a complete set of uniform for kids in their first term, all the way down to a pack of socks. Still wouldn't solve everything, we'd still be either officially or unofficially giving kids stuff on the side, but I'd bet uniform policies would be properly affordable for all the other years if all the Year 7s' came out of the GAG.
Yeah, whilst she describes herself as"common and uncouth" in actuality she's really quite posh and downright rude.
Absolutely vile. Why not just say, āno, I have donated other things but want to sell theseā, or God forbid, ignore the charity shop advice?
She just has to get in a grandiose mega boast about how she has helped charities on a daily basis for a decade and how dare anyone suggest she gives even more. Thatās the narc āheroā part.
And then a bit of poor fishing about God forbid she wants even a meagre thing for herself such as a stable home. Thatās the narcissistic martyr/victim part.
Usually what triggers Jack into a tirade is either criticism, or people pointing out that she earns a fortune, or that sheās very middle class. This time what has triggered her is the mere suggestion that she could donate to a charity shop. Why is that so triggering I wonder?
OT sorry.
How can Dr Joshua Wolrich talk SUCH sense in his stories and then like Jackās posts?
How?
Are these people blinded by some starjuice that is emitted from the ears that she face tunes to duck?
How can Dr Joshua Wolrich talk SUCH sense in his stories and then like Jackās posts?
How?
Are these people blinded by some starjuice that is emitted from the ears that she face tunes to duck?
Catholic Jack coming soon to a Mass near you
Oh, oh, HELL NO.
(and her mother would have a duck ton to say about that).
As would everybody else at Mass, including the Priest. Can you imagine Reconciliation? She'd be expecting poor old Fr Brian/Kofi/Aidan/Whatever to repent his sins to her and be really offended if he suggested that she wasn't actually a Prophet.
it should be
NARC LIFE
NARC LIFE
Robert Wyatt's version was better.*Elvis Costello clears his throat*
IIiiiiiiiissss it worth iiiiiiitt?
Fr Longsuffering: Right Jack, this week your penance is 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers. Off you pop.
Jack: How *literal* dare you tell me what to do. I'm contacting my lawyer.
Jack heading to Confession, only to be told to her delight that it's not a sin to be "too brave"
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