I don't get it. Pawroboros? What does that mean? What is it?
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Neighbours are going to love that diy allotment.
I don’t get it either but it does look like the dog is cringing so much at her that she is trying to climb inside herself to escape
Like Ouroboros but Doggo
I hate Dad joke Jack
It's Jack's unbelievably clumsy reworking of Ouroboros - a mythical dragon or snake depicted as eating its own tail. Ouroboros/Pawrobors geddit?
She wouldn't have a clue what to do with a fresh vegetable. She only knows tinned or yellow sticker mush.
Arthritis and gardening are well known BFF's too.
Content bears a striking resemblance to Jack's kumquat barnet when she's curled up in a ball.
Especially with that filter
Especially with that filter
The people of Greek heritage here are very traditional when it comes to naming their kids. First boy is called after their paternal grandad, first girl is called after maternal grandma. It means the naming pool isn't very big, but it's an important thing to people.
Let me slag her off on Twitter
Let me say the house is a bungalow
Let me say the aforementioned bungalow was crappy
Let me say it was freezing
Let me say it caused me and my child to have lung and breathing issues because of mould
Let me say it was a suntrap that caused me breathing problems
Let me keep pets despite not asking for permission
Let me stay on as tennant even though my name wasn't on the lease and I have CCJs
Let me rip up the kitchen floor
Let me cut a hole in the outbuilding
Let me cause a eucalyptus tree to become so overgrown it caused issues to the neighbours behind me and ripped up the tarmac with it's roots and cause a shadow so big it plunged them into darkness and you can actually see it from space
Let me say that the loft hatch fell on me (even though I've called it a bungalow and at the same time it is a 2 storey house with a loft)
Let me describe where I live as deprived, despite not one house on my street being valued under one million pounds
Let me repeatedly brag I've 'bounced' my rent on multiple occasions
Let me move in a lodger
I may have missed things, but you get my point.
I am indeed relatively new to the group.
Every time I look at these threads I am revolted even further by Jackanory.
It's really very simple, guys. Jack's reaction to her extreme poverty means she simply has to stay in a £2k per month detached villa in one of the country's most prosperous areas. I'm not sure what people aren't getting 
I still haven't triangulated Jack's house but I'm getting ever closer to being able to send her a dictionary in the post. I've got two data points, give me one more clue to enable me to complete the triangulation, you personal safety ignoramus.
It's just as well Guide Dogs have already copywrited/written "Pupdates", or else Jack would be all over that like a Pumble down a sewer.
How Jack looks in her mind as she negotiates the Eucalyptus Compromise
How Jack looks announcing it on Twitter to other people
How Jack looks announcing it on Twitter to other people
I would recommend reading the Wiki and starting with thread 31 where Jack visited us. 2nd anniversary tomorrow!
Welcome and please share your origin story x
Oh. That's not a relaxed puppy. They need a snuggly bed up around their bodies for comfort. I've got rommie rescues. They curl up to sleep like kittens out of habit to make themselves small and unnoticeable.
To be fair though, there might be a storm coming in, thunder etc. It's very hot here in the SW. I imagine it's hotter where Jack is. So she might be sensing that.
Ourobouros (sp?) is a snake thing eating itself in a circle, like the dog is doing.
Im thinking she's seen someone say it somewhere else, she's not that smart, tbh.
She reminds me of Joey in friends when he uses the Thesaurus to write the letter for Monica and Chanler.
She is trying to sound clever by using so many words but it's just adjectives that slowly, gently, softly never get to the actual bleeping point!
She is trying to sound clever by using so many words but it's just adjectives that slowly, gently, softly never get to the actual bleeping point!
Will always remind me of the Red Dwarf episode.
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