me! I am some people!Obviously I am not bothered (suspect you might not be either) but some people might want to know if he smells nice.
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I've just watched episode 9 of DKL because the watch along thread is so funny.Matt Tebbutt is coming to visit a town near me for a food festival.
I’m 100% going to find him and ask him how he felt about working with JM
He was on his penultimate episode and had nearly 2 weeks of her nonsense. His whole demeanour was of someone approaching the end of a marathon. Almost like he'd had a pep talk to himself in the corridor, or maybe from Mrs Matt or the director.
'Mate, we're nearly there, just today and tomorrow and you've made it'
The first episode is also magnificent. It starts with such promise and then you can actually see the light leaving his eyes when it dawns on him just how bad she is. The middle episodes go downhill from him tolerating her to just staring at her like he can't believe this is actually happening.
It is hilarious.
Err, I did ask Jack that very question and I’m pretty sure she repliedObviously I am not bothered (suspect you might not be either
#straightfromthehorsesmouth@Geetbo famously goes nowhere near the bushyou don’t beat about the bush do you?
you don’t beat about the bush do you?
She's up to 4 nowShe looks like she’s lost her followers. Can they be reinstated later?
ETA: no they’re there, just not in the number heading (which says she has two followers)
Jack's reactivation/deactivation cycle is akin to me on MSN in Year 9, frantically logging in and out and editing Paramore lyrics into my bio so people in the year above would slide into my convo.
Do you trust Jack’s sense of smell though?Err, I did ask Jack that very question and I’m pretty sure she replied
She thinks this concoction is fine to eat.
Did you ever meet Old Harold (OH) or believe they exist?
Babe, same. Except I would put Britney/nsync lyrics because I thought it made me look cute and flirty
what. The duck. Is that. It looks like overnight oat slop with capers and an egg.
I didn't. I do believe they exist because Jack bounces from relationship to relationship. I wish she would be single for a good long while because she needs it.
There used to be a little box under your profile pic on Facebook that you could add stuff to circa 2010. I once put the lyrics to a Saturday's song in there. I was 45.
This is from around the time of DKL its behind a paywall but it seems to be praising Jack for getting DKL. Basically Jack is a fraud and a con artist and no more than that
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This happens every time someone deactivates. It takes ages for everything to sync back up.She's up to 4 now
Jack, just delete the app next time. Everything will be as normal when you reinstall it but no one will know you've gone. People can still tag you but you won't get a stack of embarrassing mentions asking where you are... AGAIN x
please reveal which song, it will make me so happy
I didn’t have much time for Matt or Saturday Kitchen before DKL but I watch it most weeks now. I’m fascinated by the fact that he seems to thrive on a bit of chaos because it very much confirms that Jack’s energy is a huge drain on any room. Jack thinks she has a charming quirky energy (a la Paloma Faith) when really she’s FunSponge SquarePants.
Do you think she was single after Louisa left until Jack met her last partner? I'd personally like to know the relationship she has with her sons dad but that might be too personal to share on here. I would also like to know how her son is because she seems to use him as a prop for cash and sympathy. She seems to have as much interest in him as she had in Dash.
I'd also be interested to know why her family enable her lies particularly her parents
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That episode with Paloma Faith was brilliant. You could see she knew exactly what she was doing and how to be chaotic without crossing a line.
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