Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery
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I think there should be a poll at the start of the next thread. What's in the box, has she opened it. Has Space Squig imploded, that kind of thing.
Oh babe, you poor thing! It must be terrible when people who have seen you routinely lie about something in the past dare to question your current protestations. Some might, how very dare they, be concerned!
Nice pre-emptive photo by the way.
Thanks squig. Not your business, or our business, or any of the 542,000 other people that she harangues every day. I'm going to put my hands over my eyes from now on so I don't see anything. Much safer that way and I won't see anything about which I might have an opinion.
Ill meet you in Frammies. I'll be singing SWEET CAROLINE (SHE HAS HANDS!)
In your quote box along the top will be an icon of three horizontal dots and an arrow. Click on that and the drop down menu will include 'spoiler'.
Also has 'inline spoiler' which is where you can blur words.
FFS I don't have time for anymore 'research'
J'adore Cartman.
Chapeau.
Grinning or grimacing?
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Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. She's like a parody of a human being.
I can't believe we're on Dutch Jack already. Did she ever post her extensive Venice foodie notes (written in Italian!)? Just kidding, I know the answer. I wonder what European country is next on her itinerary. The sadist in me kind of wants to see her go to France and 'do a riff' (
) on French cuisine although it may cause me to spontaneously combust.
A family member had liver failure. Not due to drinking but that's not relevant. The point is, she does not and has NEVER looked like someone suffering from that. It has a very specific look and anyone who has seen it will know exactly the things I mean.Sorry, self quoting w*nker. Forgot to add, she also said her liver was failing. Now she could have mispoke there for dramatic effect, but if someone's liver is failing they are very poorly indeed. In hospital, end of life poorly. You can't hide that level of illness.
I am actually repulsed that she has claimed this.
*Off-slopic happy note, family member did get a liver transplant and is doing very well, it was best and weirdest Christmas ever
Edited: spelling mistake
I don’t believe anything in the media without evidence. This all seems a bit “a child called it”. Self-indulgent misery porn. His mother is not here to give her account.That is very much wide of the mark about his mother.
'I saw hate in mum's eyes' Scots writer reveals how he survived childhood terror
Darren suffered PTSD after life with his drug addict mother but he went on to thrive thanks to his dad's struggle to raise three kids.www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Also his obsession with his working class childhood is off-putting and should not make him a poverty spokesperson. He’s been in the media for 18 years now. He’s been to university for God’s sake. Whatever his life was like a quarter of a century ago it is not relevant to working class people now. I don’t care if this is harsh. Middle class luvvies droning on about being working class once upon a time are tedious as hell.
(Edit: this following part was supposed to be a separate post) Something I’ve noticed: there is no group of people on this planet more obsessed with class, than would-be middle class people who have fallen on hard times. Caitlin Moran and Jack herself are prime examples.
One of my friends would have grown up middle class, except his dad became severely disabled when friend was a toddler. Said friend now a communist.
Another friend had privately educated parents, but his mum had learning difficulties and died young, and his dad abandoned him. He’s now obsessed with categorising people and is attracted to young working class women (who he felt rejected by at school) and older middle class men (who he aspires to be like).
Darren McGarvey says that his parents owned a house but his mum squandered the mortgage on drink, so they ended up in a council house.
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Thought Jack didn’t have to attend every argument she was asked to?
You are an adult Jack, with a child and responsibilities. You do not need to be whisked or snuck away every time you duck up on Twitter. Own your tit. I’m not telling you to get a job because some people can’t work and every time I hear that sentence it makes me (and probably others on here too) feel crap because at the moment I can’t work for various reasons.
You don’t need expensive mini breaks to make you feel better. You need to do something that is actually good for others and for yourself. Stop the performative crap. Do some plogging. It is mindless, it will be active and you will feel accomplished afterwards. Go back on Instagram and start afresh- the platform is changing. Change with it.
Take Lenny’s and HTRIA’s advice and start your days. The beer isn’t alcohol free.
(Who cares if you saw a beaver? How much patreon cash did you spend to see that beaver? Can’t write beaver anymore, sorry)
Well hun, stop saying you are drinking 0.5% speckled hen and other “0%ers” which (although they say they are 0.0%) absobloodylutely do contain alcohol and absobloodylutely do reinforce the synaptic connections that used to fire frequently during your drinking days.
You are an adult Jack, with a child and responsibilities. You do not need to be whisked or snuck away every time you duck up on Twitter. Own your tit. I’m not telling you to get a job because some people can’t work and every time I hear that sentence it makes me (and probably others on here too) feel crap because at the moment I can’t work for various reasons.
You don’t need expensive mini breaks to make you feel better. You need to do something that is actually good for others and for yourself. Stop the performative crap. Do some plogging. It is mindless, it will be active and you will feel accomplished afterwards. Go back on Instagram and start afresh- the platform is changing. Change with it.
Take Lenny’s and HTRIA’s advice and start your days. The beer isn’t alcohol free.
(Who cares if you saw a beaver? How much patreon cash did you spend to see that beaver? Can’t write beaver anymore, sorry)
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Clearly she is still reading here!
Jack’s in Holland… Looking at beavers.
Each to their own I suppose, but I’m away for a lie down.
Each to their own I suppose, but I’m away for a lie down.
Off topic I remember Grenfell well, I was up with my one year old in the wee hours, ( like every morning back then) I used to lie and doze on the sofa and have BBC news on in the background. I watched it all happen life. Was soooo sad!
This is both a funny joke and a prompt to promote Arnold Palmers. Not really a think in the UK, but I first had them in the US (completed it mate) and they are nice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Palmer_(drink)
This saying we want her dead fascinates me. Nobody wants you dead Jack, not a single person.
You’re a sad, grifting little puppet - everything you say and do is in direct response to what you see here. You only get away with it because your followers are too dense to say “we haven’t seen any tweets asking about the drink? And if you switch off your DMs, how can they hassle you?”
I have never wanted anyone dead, no one at all. So why would I want her dead. Doesn't make sense.
Also why is she sharing her holiday plans with her work page, it's like going into your place of work and telling your clients you have been on holiday. Spoiler they don't care.
Hold up, is that Harold?
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