Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the words and @HotesTilaire and @HansThatDoDishes for nominating. You each get a ride on Big Dave's big gun.
That's right, Jack likes big guns and she (still) 'cannot lie'. She proudly posted a candid photo taken of her relaxing next to her dad's cannon, with claims he'd let it off on his residential street, in celebration of the platinum jubilee. He also led the street party in a rousing choral rendition of God Save the Queen, despite being a 'Marxist Leninist socialist, Union man and Morning Star reader’ (these tweets and photo were deleted). No photos of her Peasants (it pains me to leave off the apostrophe) Trifle were posted - we can only assume it was eaten too dang fast.
To appease her appalled neighbours, she trimmed all the 'weeds' (wildflowers and cultivars) in her unruly garden with nail scissors and proudly displayed them in her posh test tube vase. Apparently the neighbours are also shocked at her drinking tea in a dressing gown next to her wheelie bin come rubbish day.
She made thisthreat promise:
She's currently eating a fish finger and beetroot mayo sarnie (and using the word 'tang' correctly) and waxing lyrical about anchovy-infused mayonnaise. Apparently the Telegraph has finally coughed up and paid her outstanding invoices so she can now go food shopping for the first time in two weeks (On'tday entionmay the Ifletray ingredientsay).
Please read the wiki if you're new, and use the words 'thread title' for a nom.
That's right, Jack likes big guns and she (still) 'cannot lie'. She proudly posted a candid photo taken of her relaxing next to her dad's cannon, with claims he'd let it off on his residential street, in celebration of the platinum jubilee. He also led the street party in a rousing choral rendition of God Save the Queen, despite being a 'Marxist Leninist socialist, Union man and Morning Star reader’ (these tweets and photo were deleted). No photos of her Peasants (it pains me to leave off the apostrophe) Trifle were posted - we can only assume it was eaten too dang fast.
To appease her appalled neighbours, she trimmed all the 'weeds' (wildflowers and cultivars) in her unruly garden with nail scissors and proudly displayed them in her posh test tube vase. Apparently the neighbours are also shocked at her drinking tea in a dressing gown next to her wheelie bin come rubbish day.
She made this
Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor
Nice touch with the blue background on just half of the table too… And crop out the Cotswolds? Never!
tattle.life
She's currently eating a fish finger and beetroot mayo sarnie (and using the word 'tang' correctly) and waxing lyrical about anchovy-infused mayonnaise. Apparently the Telegraph has finally coughed up and paid her outstanding invoices so she can now go food shopping for the first time in two weeks (On'tday entionmay the Ifletray ingredientsay).
Please read the wiki if you're new, and use the words 'thread title' for a nom.