Nah I don't buy it. She'd never have put LJC's surname first. They'd have been the Monroe-Comptons, if anything. Sorry to spoil your pun Jack!
Taking surnames after marriage is a bit traditional for a maverick, surely?Nah I don't buy it. She'd never have put LJC's surname first. They'd have been the Monroe-Comptons, if anything. Sorry to spoil your pun Jack!
Seriously, calm your tits there Budget Jones.The trouble with being professionally single is, well, it leaves you professionally single. When the greatest achievement on your CV is a double page spread in the national press for spending £10 a...web.archive.org
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I thought they were talking about Marcus Rashford
I think she wanted to be the Helen Fielding/Bridget Jones of Southend. Bridget being fictional...The fact she called herself a 'Scummy Mummy' wasn't cute or ironic, it just proves to me that Jack Monroe is nothing but a made up character she invented. She is so desperate to be oppressed so she can whine about it.
Milk and juice courtesy of the milkman, never costed in the £20 weekly shop. One of her egg chairs sunbathing in the garden