It was yesterday morning I think. She's been festering on it trying to come up with a goodWhat banks are open on a Sunday anyway? I've never been offered/given a free coffee in a bank I'm thinking it was actually a proper mortgage advisor.
It was yesterday morning I think. She's been festering on it trying to come up with a goodWhat banks are open on a Sunday anyway? I've never been offered/given a free coffee in a bank I'm thinking it was actually a proper mortgage advisor.
Ahhh. Ok.It was yesterday morning I think. She's been festering on it trying to come up with a goodgriftingangle.
Yeah it sounds more like a broker in an estate agents with the coffee thing tbh.What banks are open on a Sunday anyway? I've never been offered/given a free coffee in a bank I'm thinking it was actually a proper mortgage advisor.
With her food, that's hardly surprisingAlways on the bog, this one.
But but but... Her 100 hr working weeks!Is she saying the reason she hasn't hasnt been able to buy a house before this that she wasn't working like a dog? So essentially saying...work hard and you too can afford a house...how Tory.
She'll triangulate my bank and branch now but they do have a lil (shudder) coffee machine. Far from being hostile and almost yanking a free espresso back from someone though they practically fall over with excitement offering one to everyone who walks in the door, I had to go to withdraw £15 when I snapped my bank card* and they gave me oneWhat banks are open on a Sunday anyway? I've never been offered/given a free coffee in a bank I'm thinking it was actually a proper mortgage advisor.
It's amazing how clueless she is about this considering it's basically the family business.I think she’s saved a big deposit then walked in with the patreon figures going ‘the mortgage is less than my rent and these saps will pay it’
Facetuned little face, even in cloud cuckoo land, she didn’t seriously think she would get a mortgage did she? Late filing of accounts, fines from HMRC are both huge black marks, being turned down for credit, bouncing your rent etc etc etc
"ascerbic" - her laser-like focus and attention to detail doesn't include popping things through a quick spellcheck I guess.
Soooo Brasseye.Just for shits and giggles, Jack's laser accurate, forensic language skillz-
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