i dunno. This lady has to source food for free to bring it in at £35 per week. Our smol pixie can do it on under £20 just by shopping at asda and having an excellent maths brain (and lying about what she eats/not costing things properly/living alone)
Jack Monroe #313 You people are weird
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The Boris interview that didn't happen is laiden with fibs too. First of all she said he turned it down as he was too scared, then not long ago someone tweeted that Jack had so much integrity she turned down the chance to interview him. Which she agreed with. I don't think she knew which version was more impressive 
She had quite a few when she first started, but got a lot more between her first and second book coming out. No idea if she's got more since then, but they're not good tattoos regardless.
Yeah I heard he has had a new panic fridge installed and dives in at the merest honk of pork.
She's like one of those adventure books, where you turn to different pages depending on the choice you make. She keeps going back for retries.The Boris interview that didn't happen is laiden with fibs too. First of all she said he turned it down as he was too scared, then not long ago someone tweeted that Jack had so much integrity she turned down the chance to interview him. Which she agreed with. I don't think she knew which version was more impressive
Keep at it, Jack, you'll get to the end chapter one day!
To be fair, would you want to share a room with sniffy whiny Jack for an hour, when you weren't going to get paid any extra for it? I don't blame Boris for shooting off to Ukraine like a buttered snake.
I would have hid in a fridge too if Piers was hounding me at 7am.
Boris is an awful PM, but he doesn't deserve Piers or Jack probing him with their nonsense.
Pft. Texture? Colour? FRESH lettuce? Like povos want to eat this stuff. Let them eat slop!
This is the same Boris who was interviewed on GMB and didn't know who Lorraine is, yes?The Boris interview that didn't happen is laiden with fibs too. First of all she said he turned it down as he was too scared, then not long ago someone tweeted that Jack had so much integrity she turned down the chance to interview him. Which she agreed with. I don't think she knew which version was more impressive
I have grunked and grunked, open-mouthed, for days now. It seems like a lifetime ago since it was all Viennettas around here 
But Jackie, she becomes more and more unpleasant with each thread. And I can’t get the idea of Fagan’s lingering honk out of my head - thanks a million @heretoreaditall2019
But Jackie, she becomes more and more unpleasant with each thread. And I can’t get the idea of Fagan’s lingering honk out of my head - thanks a million @heretoreaditall2019
That’s one of my favourite scenes from any movie ever.
Can confirm, am 100% weird.
This is the second in a series of Jack Fell Over photographs.
Jack fell down the stairs.
Jack fell down the stairs.
3,000 people have told Jack Monroe what day they shop on so far. God bless all she does for us all, some people don’t realise how lucky we are to have her fighting on our side 
It's like the Wicked Witch of the East's feet stuck under Dorothy's house.
It’s literally the most pointless exercise. As every shop in the country will have different good times to go to get yellow sticker goods, also have different delivery addresses.3,000 people have told Jack Monroe what day they shop on so far. God bless all she does for us all, some people don’t realise how lucky we are to have her fighting on our side
ffs my local coffee place get in traybakes twice a week so I make sure I have them on the day of the week they are fresh in . Where’s my OBE?
She is holding up a whole body of people don't forget3,000 people have told Jack Monroe what day they shop on so far. God bless all she does for us all, some people don’t realise how lucky we are to have her fighting on our side
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Jack is the only food writer/cook who describes their food as sad. So weird. Who does that appeal to?
i'm continuing to hope and pray that this thread doesn't turn into a day of the week shopping discussion
chairs i can handle, heights i can handle, even cutlery drawers i can sort of handle but this is my boundary
Just thought I’d pop in here before heading over to Twatter to see Jackie’s hot take on Rishimate’s bailout.
We could be in for quite a ride tonight, lads.
We could be in for quite a ride tonight, lads.
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