Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!

[Satisfying Click]

Some more Late Night Jack

"Unless you've been there, sit this one out" THE NERVE!

In response to:

 

[lilamay]

You don't really need to write 'In short' on tweets... That's kind of the format.

 

[Mel Donte]

Anyone got any idea what Jack might think "garrotty" means? Another one for the dictionary

 

[Satisfying Click]

The McPlant Jack era is over! Send crispos...

Same breath...

 

[Satisfying Click]

Jack will go to bed once she's given THAT MAN a kicking in the shins

 

[lilamay]

Bit rich coming from you, Jack.

Anyone got any idea what Jack might think "garrotty" means? Another one for the dictionary

It's such a non-word it's not even in the Urban Dictionary.

This.

Been thinking more about her autism and recipe collection (especially peach and chick pea) Food is a massive sensory onslaught, both in preparation and consuming. Texture, taste, flavour, smell, appearance can be an issue, it therefore seems surprising that her recipes are so, shall we say, adventurous. I'm aware that not every person with autism /autistic person has food issues, but she has certainly bucked the trend there.

Such a good point. And yet according to Jack it's BECAUSE of her autism that she's 'fanatical about flavour'.

 

[Cack Conroe]

Jack, your family amassed their wealth by hoarding property. Obscene housing prices don’t make buying food any easier.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Anyone got any idea what Jack might think "garrotty" means? Another one for the dictionary

I did wonder what the duck she meant too. It's Jack though, words are words. Insert own meaning!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Ah so no food should never be demonised - but Jamie made his money from selling shite junk food. Makes sense.
If not slightly libellous possibly

 

[Cack Conroe]

Ah so no food should never be demonised - but Jamie made his money from selling shite junk food. Makes sense.
If not slightly libellous possibly

And no better way to stick it to the obscenely wealthy junk-peddlers than to… eat their junk food. Yeah, that’ll show em.

 

[Pavlova]

Anyone got any idea what Jack might think "garrotty" means? Another one for the dictionary

Insomnia frau here - morning ...as usual she's spelled it wrong. She means garraty, as in losing your temper and going off on one. It's an old Romany word. Garrott is something totally different. (Still appropriating people's cultural words then Jacksie, you ignorant cretin).

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Ah so no food should never be demonised - but Jamie made his money from selling shite junk food. Makes sense.
If not slightly libellous possibly

What shite junk food has he been peddling?

 

[Jelly Bean]

What shite junk food has he been peddling?

No idea. I can't even think what she means tbh. Has she got him confused with Gary Crisps Lineker?

 

[Captainmouse]

Mock the week has just defined WC, when your TV is bigger than your bookcase! I rest my case

 

[lilamay]

Bet Jamie'd make a great Greek meze... not buy all the bits from Ocado, lay them out, and pretend he'd made it. Who'd do that though?

 

[Tabitha D]

Anyone got any idea what Jack might think "garrotty" means? Another one for the dictionary

But not the Urban Dictionary presumably. I made the mistake of looking that one up.

 

[Captainmouse]

She's writing a piece tomorrow....

Bit of luck she didn’t have any work scheduled

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She's literally eating junk food whilst slagging off other people for profiting from it. Ugly person.

 

[Captainmouse]

="BlendedSlop, post: 9900110, member: the stuff she's actually being paid for/has promised to deliver but can't be arsed to complete (VBI, poverty tome).

And why lie about not having a punchbag, of all things?

How has she come out with so much SHITE in one evening?

she’s had plenty of practise

 

[Malkiavelli]

Taking aim at JO for “centring himself” has to be peak Monroe, no? Indeed, it could be the very moment the absolute charlatan has jumped the shark…