Jack Monroe #303 The lingering honk of burning martyr..

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I'm back from Aldi, OH is away for the weekend, Gogglebox is on in an hour, puttanesca Mom-style has been cooked and I've got a delicious fizzy elderflower cordial ready to drink. Oh and Jack is making a tremendous tit out of herself in real time. TOOT FUCKIN TOOT 😎

Loz read the Wiki I beg you 🙏
 
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Never thought I'd cheer for Laurence Fox but - go on son!! Let us know if you need any receipts 🥰
 
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I would be in a right state if the Reform lot went after me. She's made a terrible mistake and I wouldn't want to be her when the realisation hits. They won't allow her to worm her way out. They're Great Whites and I can't see Mr Israel being that keen.
 
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Can OH not pay the legal fees or has he already paid for the next holiday? 🙄 She has no shame!
 
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Live from the meeting:
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This is exciting girls, I'm sharpening my pencil to write the next episode, Jack Monroe aged 34 goes to court (but will she win?)
 
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Why is her legal jargon so Americanised?

I bet she’s hastily donned that ugly trouser suit from the Diva shoot and is marching around the crappy bungalow yelling “objection”, “subpoena” and “affidavit” into mirrors.
Jack Monroe rhymes with Denny Crane
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Utterly bloody shameless. Less than hour ago they were all getting legal letters, now she doesn't know if her lawyer chum has capacity to take it on. She's no idea what the bill will be but send cashos anyway.
We’ll dr Christian’s go fund me went well 🙄
 
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It's taken me nearly an hr to grunk after softly gently stirring my risotto and am now worried that partaking of the wine , since the bottle was opened for cooking, I may fall asleep mid chaos and miss things. Off to fortify myself with Clubcard price Gu cheesecake.

I will be very surprised if any lawyer in the land would accept this case. To misquote ABBA I feel like we win if they lose. This could be Waterloo
 
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So yet again Jack has changed this whole thing about foodbanks and getting people fed into The Jack Show. Screw the poors, Jack doesn't get paid for any of this you know :rolleyes:
I mean it's all very entertaining and I'd like to see her fall on her face, but it doesn't ever solve anything so what's the point?
 
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