Jack Monroe #303 The lingering honk of burning martyr..

[trueblue222]

anyway this is completely the wrong timing given the chaos but I eventually got round to making the vegan mac and cheese from Miguel’s book and it was lovely. I made the sauce two nights ago and put it in my fridge as I was going out that night. I was out yesterday for lunch with my mum and brother so I knew I wasn’t going to make it yesterday so I decided to make it tonight.

I didn’t use macaroni. I had yellow sticker farfalle that I bought months ago. Which shows how often I cook pasta but it was lovely. I ate the lot. And when you consider the sauce is basically just roasted butternut squash with stock it really is brilliant.

 

[panda_eyes]

ETA

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh my god, got a mini grunk to do but just back from walking the dog and this is the first thing I see

 

[MistyWindows]

It’s a Friday evening and all she can do is keep watch on how many views something gets, Harold not popping over for a 3 course slop meal tonight then

He ain't getting any slop and tickle tonight that's for sure.

 

[trancejunkie]

My court outfit was going to be a dress made out of William Morris fabric curtains but so much has happened since then! My revised outfit is a dress made from a completed tax return. Jack's never seen one before so I'm hoping that might bamboozle her for a moment.

You mean we aren’t all going dressed as cosplaying Mormon sisters? Or is that just Jack

 

[Jelly Bean]

DING DING THERE IT IS

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Aaannddd there go her chances of winning any court case.
Thank duck.
Despicable charlatan who is a poverty ghoul.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I predict that at 9.47 Jack will complain of burnout and exhaustion, and have to be softly, gently put to bed

Harold's going to have to bring round a fainting couch, so she can collapse onto it and moan as he softly, gently pats her forehead with a cloth.

 

[panda_eyes]

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Don’t know what’s happened here but Lozza Fox is saying they won’t be taking the video down. Not sure what he’s on about with the £54000 though

 

[kachoochoo]

@kachoochoo O/T but Taylor Swift has just Insta Storied a countdown for an hour on her store. 1989 is coming!!! It must be.

has to!!! this is turning into a great night!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

bleeping hell, how does Jack have me rooting for all these odious twats?

 

[Darlingbitgauche]

I've never lived through a live action chaos. I've told my cats about it and everything

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Reform have massive financial backing. Jack's fucked and she knows it.

 

[Smeghead]

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Wow. Again we will never know the real money coming in or going out of her PayPal account.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Yes, it would, wouldn’t it? You’re *almost* getting it…

 

[Jelly Bean]

So Jack is looking to buy a new house out of it, but also will donate all money to charity.
I sense panic. They aren't backing down.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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What does this even mean?

Is that a Luton van emoji? Why?

 

[MancBee]

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unbelievable.

If she decides not to sue, maybe Lozza and Martin will sue her. I think with the reactions Jack has garnered, it would be easy to prove that her tweets have been detrimental to them. She has also, in my opinion, libelled them within those tweets. It may not be her that brings a case forward after all.

ETA Lozza seems to be thinking along those lines too...

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Don’t know what’s happened here but Lozza Fox is saying they won’t be taking the video down. Not sure what he’s on about with the £54000 though

 

[colouredlines]

bleeping hell, how does Jack have me rooting for all these odious twats?

I was just thinking the same. Last week I listened to an old episode of a podcast interview with Laurence Fox, and I spent the whole hour thinking "that's wrong, that's wrong, that's wrong, what a wanker." Now I'm fully #TeamWanker.

 

[Yel]

Wow, not even starting a crowdfunding legal page. Just send me cash

Oh my, glad I could give up cooking tonight and bung in a lasagne

 

[Brian Butterfield]

If she decides not to sue, maybe Lozza and Martin will sue her. I think with the reactions Jack has garnered, it would be easy to prove that her tweets have been detrimental to them. She has also, in my opinion, libelled them within those tweets. It may not be her that brings a case forward after all.

Now that truly would be