Jack Monroe #303 The lingering honk of burning martyr..

[Griftymcgriftface]

I'm pretty sure I remember him talking on Instagram about how he was in the running for a TV show in lockdown and didn't get...wonder if it was DKL?

I would love to see him and Matt in action (err in the kitchen I mean)

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Jack is printing that video off frame by frame and arranging it in a moleskine folder for the courts as we speak.

 

[panda_eyes]

Might want to cut off the bottom of your SS lovely x

I tried but failed. Changed my profile photo instead

 

[Valiofthedolls]

So we’re all agreed we’re using Jack’s trial as an excuse to meet up in our court outfits? I’ll be like Jim Waterson at the Wagatha Christie trial, TikToking updates on what’s happening and Jack’s Patreon earnings being exposed.

I’m going as a crumpled bus ticket.

Assistant: “Mr Hucknall, telephone call”
MH: “Hello?”
Vali: “Hello, Mick? Vali here? I’ve got to go to court. I have an outfit all sorted, but it’s missing a certain je ne sais quoi. I couldn’t borrow the Merkin for a couple of hours could I pal?”

 

[Captainmouse]

So we’re all agreed we’re using Jack’s trial as an excuse to meet up in our court outfits? I’ll be like Jim Waterson at the Wagatha Christie trial, TikToking updates on what’s happening and Jack’s Patreon earnings being exposed.

I’m going as a crumpled bus ticket.

With or without urban decay?

 

[Smeghead]

With no tax returns they will need to check out her bank accounts. All of them.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I'm going as a beehive to court because of that time she called us a hive of scum and villainy.

My husband's taken my daughter out to the cinema so I have the house to myself, and I can't be arsed to cook so it's a glass of wine and a bowl of granola as I enjoy this phenomenal chaos.

 

[trueblue222]

I’m going as a crumpled fiver

 

[Cucumberthunder]

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Grunking but I get the sense that squig follows quite closely, although their beef with jack goes back before tattle

 

[FlashBoof]

@kachoochoo O/T but Taylor Swift has just Insta Storied a countdown for an hour on her store. 1989 is coming!!! It must be.

And MCR dropped new music today but grifters gotta grift! Also she has probably forgotten she is the worlds foremost TS/MCR superfan!!!

 

[panda_eyes]

Might want to cut off the bottom of your SS lovely x

Managed it now, thank you very well spotted.

 

[bladiesla]

She is getting such a hard on from the idea to sue the likes of Laurence Fox and the Reclaim party clowns. People will support her for that reason alone of course, because many will only know her from being enorsed by people they like, like Nigella or Monbiot (I too enjoyed her winning the case against Hopkins, as she was/is a massive hole, and the Reclaim Party a collection of hemroids on such an hole).

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I’m going to court as Erin Brokovich as I’ll happily reread 300+ threads of receipts for anything relevant for the case. In fact we could probably take a thread each. Many hands make light work etc!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I predict that at 9.47 Jack will complain of burnout and exhaustion, and have to be softly, gently put to bed

 

[Ninch55]

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Oh here we go… I’m grunking but she’s off, out of the poverty stricken starting blocks…and it’s Bootstrap Cook in the lead, poorer than anyone, saviour of ethnic minorities… Just so grateful Mx Jack, please could you come and comb my locks for me?

 

[Malkiavelli]

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I’ll sue EVERYBODY!!! Mwahahahahaha..

 

[panda_eyes]

DING DING THERE IT IS

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I won't be attending but I'll be cheering from my hemisphere whilst wearing a fugly duster coat and grinning toothily.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

unbelievable.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Don’t know what’s happened here but Lozza Fox is saying they won’t be taking the video down. Not sure what he’s on about with the £54000 though