Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one
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If that was Louisa, her partner in that picture with Victoria she’s lost a lot of weight.
She was irritating as hell on Bake off and then after bake off, she went for Paul Hollywood, i don't think she is a nice person at all, I think she is a pretentious dick head lol
What’s the odds on us needing a side-thread just for Ruby Tandoh? I hadn’t seen much of her since she got all bent out of whack years ago at the preposterous idea that any lesbian could possibly exploit her physical appeal to some wizened old billy-goat, to leverage herself an advantage on GBBO - the very notion! Had no idea she was such a bitter little gobshite: not a huge surprise tbh, more sort of ‘eww, okay!’
If there’s a thread for Ruby there must be one for Paul Hollywood and his never ending stream of captive early 20 something barmaids. Such a grotty old man
I’d lose weight if I had to eat the slop that Melissa serves up. It would put be right off my food. Either that or I’d be sneaking off to the local takeaways on my way home
Or to go a step further - 'Hello? Is that the sexy food hotline? Yes, it's 'Jane' again. Talk to me about using real lemons and fresh herbs...'
How did she get from Melissa to Jack?
If she has rheumatoid arthritis, she'll have been put on a very very low dose of a anti-cancer drug like methotrexate, which slows the overactive immune repsonse. My hair didn't fall put in clumps, but it thinned like nobody's business. It was fairly traumatic. But then Jack tends to exaggerate according to her whims and what sympathy she wants to elicit from her fans. So take with a small pinch of salt.
Does she definitely have RA? She posted a photo of her arthritic hand and I couldn't see any noticeable joint deformities. My daughter had juvenile idiopathic arthritis, in her early teens, and had really bad hand and feet deformities. Fortunately, intensive treatment with Humira got her into clinical remission, and she is now well and symptom-free and her joint deformities have resolved. I hope Jack isn't exaggerating about such a debilitating and potentially disabling condition.
Yes Jack, knowing if someone should put salt and pepper on their chips is that urgent they need to prod you 
THE STAIRS?!! The stairs that don’t exist Jack because you live in a crappy bungalow? She’s not even hiding it now.
After all that “hard” work has gone in, I can’t wait to see the car crash all over again. I also hate the way she refers to her partner as Mrs J, it sounds so controlling, domineering and passive aggressive.
THE STAIRS?!! The stairs that don’t exist Jack because you live in a crappy bungalow? She’s not even hiding it now.
After all that “hard” work has gone in, I can’t wait to see the car crash all over again. I also hate the way she refers to her partner as Mrs J, it sounds so controlling, domineering and passive aggressive.
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Yes Jack, knowing if someone should put salt and pepper on their chips is that urgent they need to prod you
THE STAIRS?!! The stairs that don’t exist Jack because you live in a crappy bungalow? She’s not even hiding it now.
After all that “hard” work has gone in, I can’t wait to see the car crash all over again. I also hate the way she refers to her partner as Mrs J, it sounds so controlling, domineering and passive aggressive.
Skips don't come cheap either! And as for bungalow comments,! At least it's not a high rise rabbit hutch with mould and drug dealing neighbours. She has such a massive chip on her shoulder.
And she mentions her downstairs loo! So a bungalow with stairs and two bathrooms!
Sporkable was one of the most cringeworthy moments of the whole show. She's like a child who expects to be humoured when making silly comments.
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