Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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How rude! Some of the very best people around here are bees!
Get your grubby little paws off of Italy Monroe. They don't want you either.
She acts like he has a butler at his beck and call and in reality it is probably a few office staff who will be working worrying that a madman could come in following on from what happened to Jo Cox and David Amiss. They will be out working on local issues, dealing with various complaints and disputes, replying to his emails/letters, doing research and all sorts.
I do think there probably needs to be reform of what is being claimed but she is full of tit for the most part.
the thing is, many people are in politics who could make far more money in the private sector and although it is a high paid job an MP makes far less than private CEO etc
Did anyone else read Martin Lewis's status on Facebook? Read like he was offered LBC too? Did he turn it down? 
She’s a tool who thinks all MPs are rich. Do I think MPs are overpaid. Absolutely. But they aren’t all millionaires. Some of the SNP MPs came from very ordinary backgrounds as do some of the Labour MPs.
The thing I don’t support is the subsidised food and drink and yes some MPs rip the backside out of expenses but not all
Corbyn is a very low expense claimant and always has been. She’s just talking shite as usual. It’s green cheese. She’s jealous as hell.
Green cheese is a Scottish saying for jealousy incase you wonder what I’m banging on about
in fact it may not be exclusively Scottish but we do say it here
The thing I don’t support is the subsidised food and drink and yes some MPs rip the backside out of expenses but not all
Corbyn is a very low expense claimant and always has been. She’s just talking shite as usual. It’s green cheese. She’s jealous as hell.
Green cheese is a Scottish saying for jealousy incase you wonder what I’m banging on about
in fact it may not be exclusively Scottish but we do say it here
Hey JACK. YOU'RE LOADED BUT tit WITH MONEY.
BIB- thread title nomination
Thank you for doing this dear heart, she’s clearly been shaken by something cos all of these rants lead back to…
Will be very interested to see her Patreon month end tbh 🫢
Can't believe she still ain't shut the duck up yet.
Go round your mothers, Jack. Show her your holiday snaps. Shut up.
Go round your mothers, Jack. Show her your holiday snaps. Shut up.
That's us!
Scrub your nails before you start chucking words like grubby about. TOOT TOOT!
Did she pay an admin to do her everyday grunt work?
Maybe start paying taxes, or not spoiling your ballot, if you want to complain about how taxpayers' money gets spent, or who gets elected? Just a thought.
Someone has really pissed on her sandwich today!
I still don’t get how one minute she can be wanking about Pringle kids then ranting the next and then it will be back to coops soon!
I still don’t get how one minute she can be wanking about Pringle kids then ranting the next and then it will be back to coops soon!
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Does Jack have an inside voice?
Who ever said she was one of the elite? Not me! You’re just a sponging freeloading twit. Toot toot!!!
I have a garden the size of a postage stamp and a council flat a third of the size of your house Jack. But I don’t count my happiness on whether I have a mortgage and I don’t ask my twitter followers to pay my bills
And when I go to festivals I pay my own way.
Ye raging?
I have a garden the size of a postage stamp and a council flat a third of the size of your house Jack. But I don’t count my happiness on whether I have a mortgage and I don’t ask my twitter followers to pay my bills
And when I go to festivals I pay my own way.
Ye raging?
All of them working far harder than “100 hours a week Monroe”
TOO SOON BUT I DONT CARE!
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