So many disappointments tonightwas just about to turn in giggling at poor shary bobbins being rejected by martin lewis, then mom has to spoil it all
so disappointed
Worst one being that she might get more traffic etc her way.
So many disappointments tonightwas just about to turn in giggling at poor shary bobbins being rejected by martin lewis, then mom has to spoil it all
so disappointed
Beggy Sloppins ReturnsShe’s Mary bloody Poppins again. That’s a message to LJC.
Says ‘Look at meeeeee Louisa and get me on C4 because I know stuff’. (Conjecture m’lud)
Same, babe. And the onus is on people in our position to be doing more to help whether it’s time or money. This applies to Jack, even more so as she’s so visible, what use is a Twitter thread without resources for the lucky ones to help or the unlucky ones to access help? It’s all just words and a few paid media gigs.View attachment 1001097
Of course mom liked it. Because she was born with a silvernon rustyspoon in her mouth. As much as I love mom’s cooking she is the ultimate virtue signaller. I had just typed up some triangle stuff from when I was young and deleted it. I’m really lucky I have a great job and good money now and am comfortable. I wish Jack would acknowledge this
She will be wanking herself silly over all the dopamine hits and going viral
But you literally don’t coz you can’t find them in the shed, you literally said so yourself.
*chokes on tea, tea comes out nose from laughing*"flange for rent"
50p and it's yours.
Exactly. It's just luvvies (who would cross the street if they saw a povvo in reality) amplifying each others voices with no tangible outcome. Depressing she'll make money out of this mind - you can see the excitement fizzing through when she thanks someone for retweeting which I think perfectly demonstrates that's all she cares about.As ball achingly awful as this all is, it's just another flash in the pan. She'll be back promising to splat her eyeshadow on in the colours of your old school tie next week.
Et voilaLads/silver shall I prep the new one?
It's the whole 'This is my story to tell, back off hellscape fuckers I'm doing some serious activising' juxtaposed with 'I spaffed 200 notes trying to manipulate my wealthy, influential media ex but isn't this fun'I also can't stop laughing, idk why, I think I'm slightly hysterical. NURSE!
(It was the Mary Poppins avatar which did it for me, I've not been the same since, the whole thing is so outrageously WEIRD).
'I can help - I have ten years of literal receipts' has me cracking up again lololollllll