Jack Monroe #224 Knobwatch

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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

We almost had a chaos there, I was literally just about to post a new thread! I'll snip my recap out of it.

The previous thread contained:
-more fish
-more prunes
-mushroom butter
-a photograph of a massive room in Jack's tiny horrid bungalow rammed with sideboards, baskets and chairs that look like school assembly chairs but were probably very expensive
-Jack indirectly admitted that she owns so many possessions that she still doesn't know how much the burglars from A MONTH AGO nicked from her
-Jack made a TikTok account promising to post something soon which mercifully sounds exactly like something that she's never going to do
-VOTING IS OPEN FOR THE SLOPPIES 2021 https://sites.google.com/view/thesloppies2021/home
 
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Ninch55

Ninch55

Absolutely top thread title - better by far than Springwatch, Autumnwatch, Crimewatch, Watchdog - Knobs’r’us
 
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Lyricallie

Lyricallie

traumatised sideboard said:
We almost had a chaos there, I was literally just about to post a new thread! I'll snip my recap out of it.

The previous thread contained:
-more fish
-more prunes
-mushroom butter
-a photograph of a massive room in Jack's tiny horrid bungalow rammed with sideboards, baskets and chairs that look like school assembly chairs but were probably very expensive
-Jack indirectly admitted that she owns so many possessions that she still doesn't know how much the burglars from A MONTH AGO nicked from her
-Jack made a TikTok account promising to post something soon which mercifully sounds exactly like something that she's never going to do
-VOTING IS OPEN FOR THE SLOPPIES 2021 https://sites.google.com/view/thesloppies2021/home
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I'm so glad the voting was there I thought it was closed! It was so hard to decide best chaos there had literally been so many! I'm trying to think of my life and what chaoses I have. I am struggling. I bumped my car off my driveway gate that I don't rent. However if i was Jack I bet I could turn this into a dramatic tale of woe.
 
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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

D'you know what would go lovely in that room full of sideboards, Marm? Manspreading Jack in her best Viv (RIP) and Reverse Rat's Tail Jack in her worst underwear.
 
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YenE

YenE

Jack Monroe #223 Butter. Buttery buttery butter

She's going to low-key interview herself isnt she, Hey guys, today I am meeting with a cook, conquer of fears, spokesperson for the poors, author, writer.... *Sticks on a wig and a oversized suit off camera and sits on the other seat. Hey, yeah it's me, cook, conqueror of fears...
tattle.life

I’m on the last thread stumbled on this ⬆⬆ And shouted “F**k Off with Earl Grey and Prunes” luckily I’m alone in the office. Can’t she just use ordinary dried fruit like a normal
person??

Anyway off back to the other thread. 😂

ETA: I see I am not alone in prune pudding pissed offed-ness .
 
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MancBee

MancBee

Veronicaaa said:
We shouldn't laugh really, the woolly hat and the glasses symbolise her rock bottom.
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If you had said that about anyone else I would feel terrible for laughing, but it's Jack and we know it was all playacting. After the cancer cosplay I have no sympathy. None whatsoever. She should have the life of some of the people on these threads, then she would know what rock bottom and real illness was.
 
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Geetbo

Geetbo

I wish I could be a fly on the wall of the crappy bungalow/sideboard maze next time Jack has a grunk and sees the new title.
 
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