Assuming that sainsbury’a gave her 119999??
Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade
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I'd have taken £120000 even if I'd never stepped foot in a bleeping Tesco before.
I'd never sold sheets or towels until a few months back. You don't always have to stick with what you know. Especially if you are really a single mother on benefits...
Am I imagining it or did she also turn down megabucks for a Hollywood producer to make a film of her life story?
She claims this, yes. And also being the inspiration for 'I, Daniel Blake'...
Twas ever thus
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Oh, and my tattoos are good ones. Unlike Jack's.
(A couple were published in tattoo magazines. I even met a couple of people who recognised them from the magazines and one who had asked her artist for an element of my tattoo to be included in hers.)
I love how there are all these accounts of Jack turning down megabucks but she will gladly deploy the tip jar and Patreon (which is just an extension of the tip jar because she delivers no content) whenever she needs some cash.
So you couldn't take it from Tesco but are happy to mug off the general public? Get fucked.
She like many others, unfortunately, is a poverty tourist
Does your bank accept them as proof of ID?
Or maybe you have a copy of a book with your picture on the cover? Mind you, if the picture is, as expected, filtered to duck, it may not look anything like you and so won’t help.
If the conservative party offered her a £170k p/a role in PR she’d be doing think piece threads on thatcher’s girl boss legacy I guarantee it. She’ll do anything but actual work for money it’s embarrassing.
Late thread title nomination if it can be made to fit!
Jack Monroe #213 A gibbon would at least show evidence of personal development
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I thought she’d photoshopped her head onto a picture of somebody else altogether
Inspired by the Blankety Blank comeback, I can't stop pondering 'If Monroe is a <blank>, she's useless at it'.
The idea that people reading this might think she only got that treatment because the staff were startstruck
In the words of the cable… JE SUIS MORT
late thread title nom!The idea that people reading this might think she only got that treatment because the staff were startstruck
In the words of the cable… JE SUIS MORT
It was the photos on this thread that got me.
That one where Morley is grinning like the gibbon that got the slop and Nigella is clearly wishing the ground would open up and swallow her.
I owl-champagned so hard the other biscuits thought I’d finally gone off my smol head
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So, it’s definitely the exact same bowl of slop, but some pasta and crud has been added? Before being foisted on poor admin assistant or scraped in the bin before going for a Greggs (well, she does know the manager!).
We all know that she didn’t turn down Tesco as some kind of demonstration of integrity: Sainsbury’s is just posher and aligns with her view of herself as better than the proles in Asda, Morrisons, Iceland, Lidl.
Actors in the most bog-standard but long running commercials can earn six figures in residual payments so it’s highly likely that Jack, as a “name”, got similar. Just couldn’t resist making it another tale of woe that she took ten grand less because she’s the millennial Hyacinth Bucket.
Actors in the most bog-standard but long running commercials can earn six figures in residual payments so it’s highly likely that Jack, as a “name”, got similar. Just couldn’t resist making it another tale of woe that she took ten grand less because she’s the millennial Hyacinth Bucket.
The idea that people reading this might think she only got that treatment because the staff were startstruck
In the words of the cable… JE SUIS MORT
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