Jack Monroe #210 Granola provider? Not so much

[Candytuft]

Did she really say that she ignored her phone until after the school run? She doesn't drive, so one can assume that she meets her "teenage son" (I know he isn't but that was her words) at the school gate to walk him home. From secondary school.

Oh the shame. Poor lad.

She said it alright. All lies. She doesn’t do effort.

 

[HotesTilaire]

But he only comes home at dinner time. When whatever she serves up is his ‘absolute new favourite’.

also that isn’t a weeks worth of food for a growing child, it’s just not. Again it’s dangerous to keep persisting this bollocks.

Can anyone screenshot this famous basket of food pls?

 

[Captainmouse]

How disingenuous to say she’s in low paid part time work whilst omitting the fact she has a ltd company that her low effort high paid work gets put through, and privately renting a huge 3 bed house?

Shame daddy couldn’t get her another reasonably paid job at the fire service.

Maybe she cleans the firehoushe? let’s hope she’s not cooking

 

[Silver Linings]

It’s the 6th.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Can anyone screenshot this famous basket of food pls?

 

[Silver Linings]

That sweet dopamine is kicking in. Brace for selfie.

 

[Captainmouse]

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It’s the 6th.

So ungrateful, a paid gig and she’s still whingeing

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Dogmuck]

Can anyone screenshot this famous basket of food pls?

 

[MancBee]

I have got it, Jack has got a minimum wage job at her own company, on a bootstrap limited. She interviewed herself and was the best (and only) candidate for the job.

Jack's new role is as a replacement for Caroline's hands!

Jack is also making the most of the UC to top up her wages by working the bare minimum she can get away with before it affects her benefits. She's been watching old re runs of Bread to get some pointers. (No matter it is 30 years out of date, most of her information is no longer relevant)

 

[Captainmouse]

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Where’s the eye roll reaction!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Where is she getting the maize snacks from? They’ve not been available online or in my Asda for over a year
ETA
#maizesnacktruther

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

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It’s the 6th.

So she doesn’t have to take him TO school, only pick him up. Okay.

 

[Dogmuck]

Jack Monroe #211 School run

 

[Cackstinks]

Where is she getting the maize snacks from? They’ve not been available online or in my Asda for over a year

Maybe she keeps the bag around for photo ops?

 

[BlendedSlop]

Have to say, I'm amazed she's somehow managed to cram another job into her existing 20 hour work days. How does she do it?

Surely whatever it is can't be a public-facing role? I'm imagining her sighing at every poor customer "Yes, it's me, but I'm trying to keep a low profile and am currently being stalked by a cabal of marauding ninnies so I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone I'm working here."

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I really do hate this woman.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Maybe she keeps the bag around for photo ops?

It seems she does

 

[Silver Linings]

Where is she getting the maize snacks from? They’ve not been available online or in my Asda for over a year

She knitted them, for props. Remember knitting Jack?

 

[MancBee]

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It’s the 6th.

If she is in the studio by "5 o'clock in the sodding morning" who is seeing to her son, getting him up, giving him breakfast and "doing the school run"?

He OK to do all that on own, but not able to find his way back home after school.

Or is it all lies and he isn't there. I know which my money is on.