Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

[Vanelope]

Before my time fraus!

 

[Django]

#56 indeed we did 150 threads ago

Scuse me, but I am Daniel Blake is one of the funniest articles ever.

 

[Atruck]

and with contained abandon (soz if slipping into JM parlance there) as ever at the Instagram captions, but I've started to read them in the cadence of the Audio Description voices which embellishes them with an atmosphere that's giving me chills x

 

[Switchstreetz]

Scuse me, but I am Daniel Blake is one of the funniest articles ever.

"Angry, devastated, furious, howling"

The classic Jackism! I could say I miss eternally angry & clawing at the floor Jack, but I would be lying

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Has Jack ever been on benefits? Has she any expertise to comment on that film (I know she has lever arch files full of other people’s stories).

 

[Mitzymooface]

Christ the energy bill palaver. Sometimes i do wish she would

Please remember she is “highly gifted”

 

[Raydog]

We were banned for putting group photos socialising on Social media for a long time because of the pandemic. Our school stayed open all last year with very strict rules and the management said we couldn't be all over FB with masks off having fun with salt bae etc. I'm out of the habit now- I took no pictures really when we were back in the UK for the summer.

Jack's bios are very gauche.

I never end up taking photos of nights out or even wedding cos u know having fun

 

[HotesTilaire]

Has Jack ever been on benefits? Has she any expertise to comment on that film (I know she has lever arch files full of other people’s stories).

Yeah like they refused to apply for them one time cos “mummy works” but also they did claim them and they were delayed and messed up, like once she took a part time job so all the benefits stopped so she quit after two shifts and then it delayed benefits and the puddles were just water and she removed the lightbulb from her mums fridge, yeah?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Scuse me, but I am Daniel Blake is one of the funniest articles ever.

With that headshot, it’s like being shouted at by an angry toilet brush.

 

[PortiaControl]

Has Jack ever been on benefits? Has she any expertise to comment on that film (I know she has lever arch files full of other people’s stories).

Honestly, at this point I don't even believe she used the food bank.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Please remember she is “highly gifted”

Highly grifted more like

 

[BantzMonkey]

Highly grifted more like

Thread nomination right there... "highly gifted? Highly gifted more like"

 

[Flivver]

Has Jack ever been on benefits? Has she any expertise to comment on that film (I know she has lever arch files full of other people’s stories).

It’s all a bit, um, vague.

 

[kachoochoo]

you know, when it comes to "I, Jack Monroe", I always think of "I, Tonya" before "I, Daniel Blake"

 

[FrumpyCat]

The hastily painted interior of a highly flammable garden shed has been decorated as a primitive representation of a kitchen.

There are crude shelves containing mysterious labeled bottles, jars and tins. There are strange implants hanging from the walls. On one of the cluttered surfaces there is a cheap camping stove. There is no source of any water.

It is dangerous.

 

[Switchstreetz]

Yeah like they refused to apply for them one time cos “mummy works” but also they did claim them and they were delayed and messed up, like once she took a part time job so all the benefits stopped so she quit after two shifts and then it delayed benefits and the puddles were just water and she removed the lightbulb from her mums fridge, yeah?

Don't forget the bit where she was chased for a benefit overpayment ! Trying to work out her backstory timeline like...

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

you know, when it comes to "I, Jack Monroe", I always think of "I, Tonya" before "I, Daniel Blake"

I know this is WAY OT, but I secretly Tonya.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Honestly, at this point I don't even believe she used the food bank.

There was one visit before fessing up to the ‘rents
At this one visit they gave baby milk formula (not allowed) for SB who was at least 12 months old. If not more like two
Jack had to eat the baby milk herself because she got hungry and had nothing else to eat in the time between arriving home from the food bank with food bank food and the following day when her parents brought bags of food round

 

[Switchstreetz]

It’s all a bit, um, vague.

Thread title nomination

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

There was one visit before fessing up to the ‘rents
At this one visit they gave baby milk formula (not allowed) for SB who was at least 12 months old. If not more like £2
Jack had to eat the baby milk herself because she got hungry and had nothing else to eat in the time between arriving home from the food bank with food bank food and the following day when her parents brought bags of food round