Ugh that is pathetic.
Also, not actually Greek. One Cypriot grandparent doesn't make you Greek.
Not even 8am and I'm already riled!
Ugh that is pathetic.
Alexa! Play ‘Adore You’ by Harry Styles.
Nah stop Marcus in the corner is sending me
Brown food, brown hands.Jack's making up for lost time in the arselicking stakes.
That look really suits Jack, actually, Mom looks terrified! Just like those party pics with Jack in the yellow suit!
Her grandad married an English (Tory) woman so her dad is half Cypriot, not her.She’s half-Cypriot at best (and yes, I am splitting hairs because Greece and Cyprus are two different countries!)
lovin all the jackified avatarsCan I just say that Top Gun Jack is her best look yet.
You'd actually be surprised at the amount of people who try to claim a Scottish identity when they have one Scottish grandparent, surprised Jack hasn't found some Scottishness in her family tree yet.My Nan was Scottish. That would be like somebody posting a haggis dish and me writing underneath 'This Scot loves you'
All of my friends would be like, eh? Scot? She's got a cockney accent and has only been there on holiday
Both my parents were born in Wales, all 4 of my grandparents were born in Wales and 6 out of the 8 great-grandparents were born in Wales. All my grandparents spoke Welsh in the home, my father didn't start to learn English until he started school. I speak a little bit of Welsh. I was born in Salford.My Nan was Scottish. That would be like somebody posting a haggis dish and me writing underneath 'This Scot loves you'
All of my friends would be like, eh? Scot? She's got a cockney accent and has only been there on holiday
Maybe it's a mannequin of nigella, she feeds it fishy eggs and dresses it up in wigs.Yeah, the ‘four foot love of my life with holiday hair’ is just a massive smartphone with one of our orange wigs on top.
‘It rubs the lard on it’s skin or it gets the anchoïade again’Maybe it's a mannequin of nigella, she feeds it fishy eggs and dresses it up in wigs.
Where’s Viv(RIP)?! Surely she needs a dress credit even if it’s for Mom?
Oh Christ, I only just realised it's a post from hersefl! I first though someone had tagged Jack to get her attention to it.My Nan was Scottish. That would be like somebody posting a haggis dish and me writing underneath 'This Scot loves you'
All of my friends would be like, eh? Scot? She's got a cockney accent and has only been there on holiday