Explains why she 'needs' all those bloody fridges!Oh my god, there’s performative frugality, and there’s pretending you hoard the oil you get with tinned fish one tablespoon at a time.
Explains why she 'needs' all those bloody fridges!Oh my god, there’s performative frugality, and there’s pretending you hoard the oil you get with tinned fish one tablespoon at a time.
Too FANCY! Curry?Hasenpfeffer?
Apparently you can't just bandy about the internet putting other peoples pictures up willy-nilly. But, it turns out that you can get get some solid gold legal advice about just this sort of thing if you ask the right questions on a certain *social media website.Squiggled them! HAHAHA! Nice.
This is how the gifted Sophie Conran set got broken. I imagine if you get a good enough run up you could lob any delivery up the driveway (avoiding the skip, obvs).Poor bloody postman, she thinks he's lovingly inhaling the aromas - he's just taking in as much fresh air as he can before she opens the door, so he can hold his breath while she signs for her parcel.
I adore vintage recipe books, but owning an old Mrs Beeton is hardly the novelty she's making it out to be, they're not at all rare. I actually own the red version she's got, it was my late MiLs.
She also claims to have wanted to join the RAF like her brotherBrother decker
Shin kicker
Massive pacifist
“Febrile”. Another word nicked from here, used in the last few days. She learns so much from us!
Whose money is she promising here? Her own? Her publisher’s (if so, I bet she not bothered to run this past them first)?
I think the middle of a pandemic is a terrible time for dicking around with experimental cleaning products or pricking about saying not to use 'chemicals'- EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEMICALS M8. Wash your hands with soap, clean things with bleach (or something else with evidence based research) and you can mess about with unlabelled glass jars once people aren't dying of Covid every day.She says the next book is a sort of Mrs Beeton/Mrs Hinch combo. Riding the wave of the instahun cleaning fad? As always, she’s a bit late to the party for that.
Looks like she is going to present herself as an eco-anti Mrs Hinch in this next book. Mrs Eco-Slop, the bicarb and lemon juice queen.
Also, and apologies to any cabal who may suffer it, but a hoarder too. You simply cannot keep that much *stuff* clean, especially with her long, long, longest everWho wants to take cleaning advice from such a grubby person anyway. I did spend ages looking at rag rugs yesterday, and even tried to traingulate the triangle box thing in the rag rug picture. Like Dr Frankenstein, I will now resume these important studies.
Absolutely. A bit of bicarb isn’t going to zap the virus.I think the middle of a pandemic is a terrible time for dicking around with experimental cleaning products or pricking about saying not to use 'chemicals'- EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEMICALS M8. Wash your hands with soap, clean things with bleach (or something else with evidence based research) and you can mess about with unlabelled glass jars once people aren't dying of Covid every day.
Who wants to take cleaning advice from such a grubby person anyway. I did spend ages looking at rag rugs yesterday, and even tried to traingulate the triangle box thing in the rag rug picture. Like Dr Frankenstein, I will now resume these important studies.
Yeah right cos you’re such a huge celeb you are a huge nobody! I didn’t have a clue who you were before these threads, and nothing you do enters my radar in normal day to day life, it’s only tattle that makes you visible, and I am sure I am not alone sheeesh where’s the aspirin?
It must be quite the juggling act - trying to pretend that she's both so scatter-brained and disorganised yet an ADHD inspired maverick who's on the cusp of missing a deadline one minute, whilst simultaneously trying to insist that actually, she's so prolific, thorough and well organised that she's writing 2 books at the same time. It's almost as if she was caught off guard, just a tiny a little bit, by being reminded of previously made claims of make-believe books she's bullshitted about in the past...View attachment 396275View attachment 396276View attachment 396277View attachment 396278
There were a few deletions too but I didn’t catch them, at least 2. Maybe @Marmalade Atkins did.
Twatting? Grifting? She’d be an Olympic contender in bothWhat do the cabal think her mastermind topic would have been?
Tanks?
Lawyering?
Knitting?
Isn’t “scripted reality” Jack’s forte?Bling Empire? Completed it last week, mate. Not sure why it’s such a “guilty pleasure” I love that style of scripted reality!
That and the vegan uprising...
Wonder if her agent/publisher is aware? Maybe this was 'the word' that was requested recently?And 10 days before the deadline.