I sleep all day, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the cat.
All the lies. So many lies. They all go round and round...narclife
Jack Monroe #136 We lived in a house, it had a roof
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All the lies. So many lies. They all go round and round...narclife
She hasn’t yet revealed the Chartwell stuff.
She’s just tweeted to say that she’s been thinking about stuff, inc Chartwells and hurt feelings.
Don’t think she’s off limits, as long as it’s on topic (involves Jackie and/or the FSM issue).
Cheers @I’MBUSY
. I saw her last tweet , I’ve got a spidey sense tingling and I don’t know why .
OMG, the lumpy lip filler!
What kind of fuckery is this?
Um who the hell is Dr
A doctor you say
Why did he have Jack on
To be fair to Jack (sorry) she does lot lot better on pre -recorded segments. It is just the live she is terrible at
The face she pulled when she knew she wasn’t mentioned in the letter .
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SO much better! And that’s what makes it so odd that she says she prefers to do live, and tries to avoid the pre-records.
Confidence tricks are a preference for the habitual liar in what is known as
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And morning slop can be avoided if you add some texture right into what is known as
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BB’s got a guilty look, she gets intimidated by the cattos, they love a bit of it
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Who’s that slop queen marching, you should cut on your griftin’ mate, get some morals!!
All the people
So many people
They all go tweet by tweet
Tweet by tweet into her Narclife
Know what I mean?
I gets up when I like except on Wednesdays when I’m rudely awakened by the Cooper
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I put on my denim, have a non-existent cup of tea and decide not to leave the house
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I feed the chaos, I sometimes feed the monkeys too
It gives me an enormous sense of self-importance
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And then I’m happy for about 5 minutes, safe in the knowledge that there’ll always be a little bit of the web devoted to it
All the people
So many people
They all go tweet by tweet
Tweet by tweet into her Narclife
Narclife
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It’s got nothing to do with your Free School Meals campaign, you know.
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And it’s not about you Patreons, whose pleas for stuff go round and round and round
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All the people
So many people
They all go tweet by tweet
Tweet by tweet into her Narclife
(Narclife)
And morning slop can be avoided if you add some texture right into what is known as
(Narclife)
BB’s got a guilty look, she gets intimidated by the cattos, they love a bit of it
(Narclife)
Who’s that slop queen marching, you should cut on your griftin’ mate, get some morals!!
All the people
So many people
They all go tweet by tweet
Tweet by tweet into her Narclife
Know what I mean?
I gets up when I like except on Wednesdays when I’m rudely awakened by the Cooper
(Narclife)
I put on my denim, have a non-existent cup of tea and decide not to leave the house
(Narclife)
I feed the chaos, I sometimes feed the monkeys too
It gives me an enormous sense of self-importance
(Narclife)
And then I’m happy for about 5 minutes, safe in the knowledge that there’ll always be a little bit of the web devoted to it
All the people
So many people
They all go tweet by tweet
Tweet by tweet into her Narclife
Narclife
(Narclife)
Narclife
(Narclife)
It’s got nothing to do with your Free School Meals campaign, you know.
(Narclife)
And it’s not about you Patreons, whose pleas for stuff go round and round and round
(Narclife)
All the people
So many people
They all go tweet by tweet
Tweet by tweet into her Narclife
Most phones can access camera when locked, I have taken photos from other peoples phones when locked, but she has set this up for SMPeople take photos of Jack when she's sleeping rather a lot don't they?I can only presume they either take a photo and send it to her, or she has no lock on her phone(s)...
Has anyone shared the M&S meal planner they’ve developed? So useful. Can’t believe she went after them with the price of their dine in meals when they’ve done all this.
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Genius
I recall him saying that tomato seeds can be quite bitter and that buying g chopped tomatoes can sometimes be hit and miss. If you buy whole plum tomatoes you can just choose them as you go.
I believe we have to wait until it appears in the media. Jack is apparently using her contacts to set up an interview. I'm hoping for a picture of RM and JM doing a bit of "local paper face" whilst holding up the letter, ideally something reminiscent of the iconic snap below.
I think that's because it's been heavily edited. (Heavily edited meaning other, cleverer people doing all the heavy lifting for Jack's smol smol shoulders).
I think she’s really paranoid about having no control over how she’s edited. As she’s Jack Monroe, queen of twisting words/situations Or using out of context snippets, her default assumption is that’s what people will do to her. But most people aren’t her.
Yes, it means they can cut out all the stupid things she says. Clearly the tinned tomato stigma was the least dense of her little nuggets of wisdom, and it still doesn't make any sense.
Cheers @I’MBUSY
Her posts are preposterous, and now almost indistinguishable from those of JM. A muddled blend of sadfishing, grandiosity, aggression and faux modesty. She took a photo, chose the wrong horse, and is now left with nothing more to offer than impotent pronouncements of non-existent revelations of what is supposedly going on behind the scenes. Sound familiar? Every little outburst from them both leaves me like I'm in a Larry David final scene.
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You'd think she'd like it so she could be all "of course I decked a Tory and gave a passionate speech about the NHS" but it got edited out. All the dim squigs would totally buy it.
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