She strikes me as the type of person who’d complain about the school serving fish fingers because it’s “junk” while boasting about her fish finger lasagne as if she’s magically transformed them.
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What I want to know is when Jack will shake the tip jar, now that she has many more followers. She'll have to time it just right, but she sure as hell won't let the new audience go to waste... "No, thank you, really, I'm just a hapless little labrador pixie mama, I don't deserve anything for this, but it you want to support my website, here is my Patreon 
, hang on, I'll have to find the link, it has been so long since I checked."
, hang on, I'll have to find the link, it has been so long since I checked."
Sorry if it's been mentioned already but I've just seen a tweet calling Jack 'supremely qualified' (or something like that) to head up the FSM boxes to make them more nutritious
What makes her qualified? Other than her handful of GCSE's, she has no qualifications? She's not a nutritionist or trained chef.
What makes her qualified? Other than her handful of GCSE's, she has no qualifications? She's not a nutritionist or trained chef.
Sorry to quote myself but withnail is on it too
Dead mans shoes is a brilliant film. Paddy 
The tiny bit of good news is that she hasn't gained any patreons, but I bet that tip jar is ker-ching-ing away in the background.
this happened at my son's secondary in November. They had to close catering for nearly two weeks and still managed to provide grab bags of sandwiches and snacks for those on FSM
In her likes, this tweet from a commissioning editor at The Guardian 
Skills, qualifications, experience, humility, all these things are for MUGS. Just get yourself a social media profile and act like a twit until half the media don't want to work with you, and the other half would only consider it because they haven't worked with you yet.
I mean there actually really would be a very good niche right now for recipes using more tinned stuff since people don't want to go to the shops to be constantly buying fresh. But instead of recommending easy substitutions (kidney beans and lentils can replace mince in loads of stuff) she leans in too hard and you end up with rinsed baked beans, grated corned beef and tea chilli or whatever.
She looked so weird today - I think she put her slap on in the dark ! Reminded me on Bridget Jones turning up at that legal do with a bright red face
Eeek. She wasn’t joking when she said she had a faceful of makeup! She’s really glommed it on, yikes!
You must be mistaken. She can’t afford BUTTER remember???
If this gets her back on tv, “doing a chaos”, I swear I will riot
Is she back on the cartoon bullshit?
I was a kid on free school meals. I was a kid who stank because she didn’t have any clean clothes and had holes in her shoes. I was a kid who was eventually taken into care and stayed in various different foster homes.
I’m now a leftie lezzer who rents but I only have 1 tattoo and no Essex accent.
Jack you are a grade A bleep and you speak for nobody but yourself.
I’m now a leftie lezzer who rents but I only have 1 tattoo and no Essex accent.
Jack you are a grade A bleep and you speak for nobody but yourself.
When she keeps repeating that she makes her living from other people’s poverty, how is the world not questioning her massive grift?
Why doesn’t any one see this as deeply suspect?
Why doesn’t any one see this as deeply suspect?
Welcome friend. Buckle your seatbelt.
This is it..
She is thinking, 'This is it! This is it, at last, I'm going to breakthrough..' into whatever it is she thinks she is.
Journo/TV presenter/Chef.
All off the backs of REAL poor and REAL hungry children.
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