Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?

[Winthropp Tuesday]

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TASTE REHABILITATION? I needed it after I looked at that absolute weapons grade bin fire of a breakfast.

She’s doing her absolute worst at making everything the most long, drawn out recovery process ever.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Interesting that she had the shot all ready for the first meal she could taste. And what the f would all of those things taste like together?!

The leaks look like some sort of peelings, and very very dry, the eggs look uncooked and yet rubbery. And, I thought pesto contained pine nuts and basil? And in my world carrots are orange,that is brown slop. And unless that was all yellow stickered, the ingredients would not be less than £1and no amount of money would persuade me to eat that!

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Her kitchen is so much bigger than any of the kitchens I've ever had private renting.
I can't believe ( well I can believe) she says it's small??!!?

I think Allegra had a very nice roomy kitchen so poor ol’ Jack is probably still bristling with resentment at bleeping up that relationship and losing it.

 

[NP]

Pesto just means pounded so anything can be pesto thats made into a paste

Pretty much everything Jack makes is pesto then.

 

[Silver Linings]

Selfish.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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What the actual duck.

 

[LavaFlake]

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I think I read about 5 words of the first sentence and my eyes inadvertently glazed over.

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s screenshot her own instagram. Why doesn’t she link, drive traffic to there? It’s so strange.

Maybe because she’s pretending to be vegan on instagram?

 

[blurstoftimes]

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Selfish.

that is going to be a very oniony stock

last time i accidentally put red onion skins in my chicken stock it turned the stock green! maybe just me?!

 

[Silver Linings]

Thanks for the earworm.

 

[PoorPatrol]

I think I read about 5 words of the first sentence and my eyes inadvertently glazed over.

As I gazed emotively out of the transparent glass panes of my crappy window, I couldn’t help but wonder.... is there a brain fart that I have yet to bestow upon Twitter?

 

[HotesTilaire]

An early morning shift

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I would if I owned it, but this is rented
Thread title nomination

Now she says she has lived in the crappy bungalow for two years?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Nigella-prose Jack is in my top 10 worst Jacks

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[NP]

As I gazed emotively out of the transparent glass panes of my crappy window, I couldn’t help but wonder.... is there a brain fart that I have yet to bestow upon Twitter?

That’s a RENTED crappy window don’t forget.

 

[waffle maker]

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THIS IS *NEVER* NEEDED

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

What the actual duck.

Those exact words just left my mouth.

“Like Sundays are supposed to be”?

With over 1000 people dying each day?
With 1/3 of the NHS workforce off ill?
With Y11 and Y13 now being told that they are going to have to sit mini exams set by the boards but marked by teachers?

I am glad you are having a lovely, gentle, slow Sunday Jack. The rest of the U.K. probably aren’t.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Does she really for one minute think that this is anywhere near as cheap as a stock cube? I thought her USP was budget cooking, not zero waste.

 

[Lemonsweets91]

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Selfish.

Interesting that making stock from left over frozen veg peel is a tiktok trend atm. Of course Jack did it first though!!!