Jack Monroe #127: I have conducted extensive research in this field
Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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Jack: I have conducted extensive research
Also Jack: idk it's red lol
Also Jack: idk it's red lol
For background, Allison Pearson is threatening to sue a twitter user who hot cross with her stance on the NHS.
The deep irony of this coming from someone who regularly threatens to triangulate and sue people for libel.
(Shouldn't need saying but I also stand with Dave and think Allison Pearson is an absolute danger.)
(Shouldn't need saying but I also stand with Dave and think Allison Pearson is an absolute danger.)
Why do the squiggles fail to see the hypocrisy in this !?!
Allison Pearson is a poisonous witch but OMG people should be more careful about what they write on twitter wih their name and photo attached.
No, no, no Jack. You're doing it all wrong. You need to print out the tweets and store them in an arch lever file. Kept in between your handwritten list of Tesco sweetcorn prices 2012-2020 and the Cotwold co. receipts.
This is what makes her dangerous. It would not be hard to have some stock responses to these common questions.
Her issue is she's so fake that she has to overcompensate by trying to sound like an authority. In reality her "advice" is worthless and at times actually dangerous.
Food banks know what they need. My local one has a regularly updated list. She does not need to advise, and particularly not "tin openers and sunscreen" which are the two things I have heard her mention recently. The clue's in the name "food bank". Food bank users need food. It's not that deep Jack.
Although it would take away our fun, I sincerely wish she'd stop trying to be an edgy bellend and actually do something of value with her time.
praise be! is this the end of the tin opener era? are we back to Lawyer Up jack?
goes without saying that allison pearson's an hole. in fact, that's an insult to arseholes
goes without saying that allison pearson's an hole. in fact, that's an insult to arseholes
The easiest of targets, so perfect for Jack.
Oh yay. A chaos!
So due to covid, can’t possibly fulfil her patreon obligations, but can post book to her chum?
U N B E A R A B L E Jack is back!
She has to centre herself in *everything*.
She has to centre herself in *everything*.
ETA: Nevermind, just saw she reached out to AP as well as a 'fellow Express' writer. Gah. (AP still can get fucked btw)
She is insufferable with this performative bullshit inserting herself into everything. By all means support him and DM him as he is the victim here, but stop trying to gain twitter clout and relevance by doing so you bellend.
Does anyone else have the annoying friend like her. Who had to insert themselves ( un) helpfully into everything.. it's a sign they need something to make them feel relevant. I am sure this bloke can sort himself out without the help of some twitter fiend.
if she had indeed reached out to her fellow express writer (
) it would be right there for all the world to see. don't try and tell me she means she DMed her! that's almost as hilarious as expecting her to have a shred of decency
just to be clear, I am in no way laughing at this poor man who's clearly having a terrible time of it. just at jack and her continuing efforts to be at the centre of everything
) it would be right there for all the world to see. don't try and tell me she means she DMed her! that's almost as hilarious as expecting her to have a shred of decencyjust to be clear, I am in no way laughing at this poor man who's clearly having a terrible time of it. just at jack and her continuing efforts to be at the centre of everything
Oh my word she's so disingenuous.
Starts by tweeting that her followers should pile on AP, two tweets later "I have reached out to both parties as AP is my colleague". Immediately after this - AP is a Twitter villain.
Just pick a bloody position and stop flip flopping ffs!
Starts by tweeting that her followers should pile on AP, two tweets later "I have reached out to both parties as AP is my colleague". Immediately after this - AP is a Twitter villain.
Just pick a bloody position and stop flip flopping ffs!
“As a fellow Express writer”
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She really really loves this situation, she’s like a dog sniffing round a lamp post.
.She really really loves this situation, she’s like a dog sniffing round a lamp post.
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