After two bleeping years?! Do me a favour. That’s horrendous. How dare she be so reductive?
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This is what is interesting about her. She does seem to get away with stuff again and again? Why? Because she isn’t famous enough to justify a journalist’s interest? Is she quite aggressive (she appears to be but I assumed it’s all talk)? Because people are glad she took on KH?
The Kickstarter debacle is also such an insult to the people who genuinely have arthritis, autism, ADHD (and the other 25 letters of the Jack Monroe conditions alphabet). "I didn't send you your book because I'm arthritic" is just plain offensive.
Like a little hamburglar with covid
One of the comments pointed out schlepping books by the hundred to the post office was the least efficient way to do it, especially if she was unwell. It seems to sum up a lot of stuff she does, needlessly over complicated by her with then offensive excuses and abuse given when people question her.
Remember this dismissive, unapologetic and indifferent response the next time she tries to claim some sort of affinity with, or allowances from, the disabled communities that she so often tries to use for her benefit.
It would be really hard for the judge wouldn’t it, when we go to court?
Is everything being Schrodinger-y accounted for anywhere in the law?
I guess in most cases you have two sides each making an argument about evidence. How does it work when Jack argues opposing positions about one thing?
Is everything being Schrodinger-y accounted for anywhere in the law?
I guess in most cases you have two sides each making an argument about evidence. How does it work when Jack argues opposing positions about one thing?
Cold.as.ice.reply. As cold as her eyes.
I really am not the dramatic type but as with the heating money lady this nearly has me in tears when I read it. This is why our thread continues to be important.
The kickstarter Emails had me gobsmacked, they contained JMs full repertoire from evoking pity, to emotional blackmail, to whatever. It even had a 'thankyou' in it.
And it now strangely helps me to in hindsight identify my ex as a narc even better- the Emails could have been from her!
Thanks to the cabal for the ongoing laughter, the counterbalance that is required to get through this. Yesterday I was ill, not with short Covid, long Covid, longest Covid and my thermometer did not need a digit extension and I did not wear a bandana and I did not send pics of me or requested food.
I, however, read the SEO posts and laughed so much that my cat regularly got catapulted from my belly (not exaggerating!) and I really thought I was going insane.
I genuinely think because of the KH case, people are scared in case she sues them. Monroe knows this, and does just enough to keep it borderline.
What I mean is, with Kickstarter if I was a high donor, I would have gone to the small claims court but...her supposed apologetic emails would ensure I lost the case...
And she's still doing it now. Taking people's money and offering up all the excuses under the sun why they haven't received their items. They gave you money love. You would bend over backwards to get people what they paid for if you gave a shiny tit about anyone other than yourself. Forever over promising and under delivering on someone else's dime.
Who’d have thought *C4’s Head Of News and Current Affairs* could be such a source of comedy! What a world!
I can’t stop laughing at this whole thing, and how the investigation has been progressing.
Thanks to onsite reporter @Marmalade Atkins exposing the culprit and @Alansbigplate ‘s ongoing updates.
-“Louisa Compton made her get rid of the Brexit stockpile”
- “Louisa Compton forced her to get rid of her Brexit tins”
- “Louisa Compton stole Jack Monroe’s Brexit tins and gave her the long covid!”
And now we have an artist‘s impression of the pesky “Tin Snatch Crook”!
And from working out her dad’s secret curry recipe by reading the label on the jar
Sorry Regina
Follow up from yesterday’s squiggles
Hooted up a lung at that .gif.And from working out her dad’s secret curry recipe by reading the label on the jar
Sorry Regina
Good to get over all the megativity from the memories of the Kickstarter Khaos. thankyou
1st comment: please tell me the spring risotto and the chocolate banana are two separate recipes...
2nd comment: FFS, did you think the Kickstarter was a non-profit endeavour?
Sounds like a kids TV show
Please tell me the "chocolate banana" recipe is more than a banana with melted chocolate on it.
And I hope "spring risotto" isn't a risotto with springs in it.
Definitely. I bet she seriously regrets coming here on Thread #31 because she can't threaten us with lawsuits anymore. Still, she must be saving a lot of money not paying for a lawyer to read these threads
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I just did a Twitter search of “Jack Montoe Tattle” and “@bootstrapcook tattle”.
Surprised how few results came back.
Fess up, which one of you ninnies is Jack's lawyer?Definitely. I bet she seriously regrets coming here on Thread #31 because she can't threaten us with lawsuits anymore. Still, she must be saving a lot of money not paying for a lawyer to read these threads
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