It probably inspired several new Jack dishes.imagine someone writing an article about you having diarrhoea. I know it’s something we all go through at some time but I’d be so embarrassed
It probably inspired several new Jack dishes.imagine someone writing an article about you having diarrhoea. I know it’s something we all go through at some time but I’d be so embarrassed
looks the same going in as it does coming out. Bork.It probably inspired several new Jack dishes.
especially since I don’t think she ever even produced the list of recipes for ouchy mouths she promised.(which she crowdsourced anyway)Can’t stop laughing at the ‘who else will??’ response re long Covid recipes. Someone else literally already has
That was classic Jack. "Who else will?" Well Jacko, someone who can actually cook would be a great start.Can’t stop laughing at the ‘who else will??’ response re long Covid recipes. Someone else literally already has
bet she's proper FEWMIN' that she can't delete other people's tweets
All the receipts have been studied!
honestly if they sent her and there wasn’t a slow cooker or nutribullet she would be fucked.Well, and also chef! She’s neither.
go on blue squig! Also she does have other people who can shop for her if she was running out of food. Her dad, Ocado, SBs dad seeing as they are besties or her mystery soap leaving neighbour could all have done a doorstep drop off. Also she was given SO MUCH fish
Option D -- get your parents who live round the corner to drop off supplies? Or friends? Loads of charities and churches are putting together parcels with deliveries of the basics to help people out.
I have to tidy my kitchen AT THE VERY LEAST but this is almost as exciting as the afternoon of thread 31, I can't tear myself away.I really need to get off my arse and think about what to cook tonight but ...... I want to stay glued to my phone and see the next thread title
Mate, I've just got a vegan Dominos in and I'm not moving my fat arse from this sofa.Am I terrible person for thinking this is terribly exciting? Time for a new thread already!?
Erm, squig! She has a huge local network who could shop for her, an apparently endless store cupboard, a thriving Ocado account, and also if you’ve been told to isolate the government will organise for you to not starve! So that’s the lamest excuse ever (to run out to but The Express). Also chippy tea = non essential, hun.
But it was one helluva funny knock on the head in the wee small hours!Just piggybacking on your very informative post to add that if the purpose is to bring people to the site, surely it’s best they come across informative text they understand rather than frankly bizarre paragraphs crammed with keywords?!
I get why people were doing it, but imagine clicking through from Google results and being met with the typed equivalent of a knock on the head.
I had started cleaning up and putting xmas decorations away while the kids were playing nicely, but now I cannot leave hereI have to tidy my kitchen AT THE VERY LEAST but this is almost as exciting as the afternoon of thread 31, I can't tear myself away.
Babe, same xI really need to get off my arse and think about what to cook tonight but ...... I want to stay glued to my phone and see the next thread title