Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[Mr Krabs]

Ha, I've been blocked. Rarely use my Twitter and don't even follow her. I think I accidentally liked one of the people calling her out, so she must be going through each negative Tweet and blocking everyone who liked it. What a busy bee.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I don't think the police would do much, if anything now. They'd have had to be informed at the time she was breaking the rules. Really all that she can be shown to have done is lying on Twitter about a sensitive subject for the millionth time and if that was an offence they'd have thrown away the key years ago.

The funniest thing in all of this is the silly ninny brings it ALL on herself.

 

[MooBelle]

Well I've finally got to the finish line. I knew it would be a good day when I woke up to 30 pages to Grunk.

It's happening. It is finally happening. The squiggles are finally awake and they are bringing the blue tickers with them!

Fraus, we will have new friends to play with soon...

 

[Mokie]

I see Louisa omitted to mention she was ‘bubbling’ with two other people.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Louisa could be the real, uh, ~victim~ in all this. The repercussions could be a lot worse for her.

I just can’t bring myself to feel sorry for her. I don’t wish her ill and it’s terrible that she has been so poorly with covid, but she’s either complicit or really, really dumb.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Yikes, this tweet is from an account that agreed that we (“we” as in that squiggle and Tattle) should all ignore each other from now on. It doesn’t really matter but the last thing we need is a side-chaos.

Spoiler

It’s..... the original terminator squiggle’s account!

 

[princesssparklepants]

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The key word is celebrity, Jack (!)

 

[MooBelle]

I wonder what the mood in the bungalow is today! Either she’s shitting herself realising she can’t explain her way out of this duck up, or she’s in furious denial and can’t understand why the squiggles would even question her when she does so much for so many people, even with her long covid.

As she is a Narc, both.
She won't understand it so will be very confused. She will be livid because the Squiggles are revolting, but just won't compute as to why.
We will have a full on Narc rage well before the full moon!!!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

More new squigs getting in on the action.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

I see Louisa omitted to mention she was ‘bubbling’ with two other people.

imagine someone writing an article about you having diarrhoea. I know it’s something we all go through at some time but I’d be so embarrassed

 

[kachoochoo]

it's just a bit of a shame that a lot of the critical squiggles are "critical" in other ways. feeds her narrative of being targeted by the right wing

 

[Scarletfever]

It's a very slow news period at the moment #justsaying

She probably thinks this guy's serious and will colour in some squares of her wallpaper diary about it ('DM random twitter shitposter about his TV pitch' added to the to-do list).

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Her squiggle army is in this random guy's mentions insisting that she front this show that doesn't exist wtaf is wrong with them?

 

[waffle maker]

The key word is celebrity, Jack (!)

Well, and also chef! She’s neither.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Her squiggle army is in this random guy's mentions insisting that she front this show that doesn't exist wtaf is wrong with them?

that’s bizarre and hilarious. Shows how manipulative she is though, she’s managed to get flying monkeys that attack over hypothetical shows that are tweeted about once by a random

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[jenny2603]

Louisa could be the real, uh, ~victim~ in all this. The repercussions could be a lot worse for her.

Yes. If I were an eager young hack beavering away at the Mail or the Sun. I might be penning an article about lefty luvvies who think the rules are beneath them, for example the partner of Channel Four news big wig going out on repeated retail binges when she should have been isolating.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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The truth will set you free, dear heart squiggles!

 

[Aeiouabc]

Can’t stop laughing at the ‘who else will??’ response re long Covid recipes. Someone else literally already has

 

[Veronicaaa]

Her squiggle army is in this random guy's mentions insisting that she front this show that doesn't exist wtaf is wrong with them?

I know! And she's liking the tweets recommending her! IT'S AN OFFHAND POST ON TWITTER JACK PLEASE DON'T START SENDING IN YOUR CV JUST YET.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

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we can help you out Squig, the general rule is if it’s not a complete fabrication then it is most definitely an embellishment. Hope that helps!