Me opening Silver's screenshot of that chaotic dinner. So many textures and conflicting aspects. Pear and... mussels?
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Me opening Silver's screenshot of that chaotic dinner. So many textures and conflicting aspects. Pear and... mussels?
Are they a cook? Yes? Oh well move along then, nothing to see here.
Wondering about the quiche..... if the one she made was crustless could it have still been called a quiche?
Just because she is clever with words and if it can’t then she could she claim that she never ACTUALLY made a quiche.
I don’t really know why I give a about a quiche though.....
Just because she is clever with words and if it can’t then she could she claim that she never ACTUALLY made a quiche.
I don’t really know why I give a about a quiche though.....
It sounds like those improvs actors do.
feels like this could be the first time she’s ever made a recipe from scratch herself?
Maybe it's so there's one to keep and one to give away. I don't know about you, but I've always wanted someone to send me a postcard of a drawing of some Sainsbury's Basics passata. Still waiting, though.I don’t get it. Has Jack really sent this person duplicates of the same postcards? What happens next month (if Jack can be arsed posting anything that is) - do they get yet more copies of the same cards? Er .. what great value.
Slimming world do a crustless quiche or they did back in the day. Consisted of egg. Cottage cheese and probably broccoli. A weird abomination that you fling in a bowl and bake in the oven.
Just googled. They still do.
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The hyena begs to differ
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Fellow fraus, please put those photos under a spoiler!! I can’t unsee them now
Edited to add: pears and mussels. PEARS AND MUSSELS
Waiting for her to dip actual twigs in marmite for her next "I just thought of it in my head" recipe!
Was it speedy or freeeeeeeeee?
Sorry.... couldn’t resist (my ability to tell jokes is about as tit as r Jackie )
Still with the "cheap white bread" too. Also known as, er, 'bread' to the povs.
This is what evil looks like.
It was back in red day green day. My pal lost 3 stones and I swear all she ate was boil in the bag beef and mashed tattles.Was it speedy or freeeeeeeeee?
Sorry.... couldn’t resist (my ability to tell jokes is about as tit as r Jackie )
I was stuck with that and cheese ravioli. Back in the days I was veggie and not vegan.
It was grim. Took me about ten months to lose ten pounds. Not worth the crap I ate at that point
And in those days they used to announce your weight to the whole class and whether you had gained or lost.
It certainly seems intentional.
Perhaps BB isn't there & this is the relationship bat-signal?
ETA. Also, see references to lascivious noises & softy, soft soft soft pear juice dribbling down her chin.
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Why would somebody struggling with mobility - such as if they had, well, Arthritis - want to cook with the MOST difficult foods? Tins are evil.
They're too heavy to carry home. They require grip strength to operate a tin opener. They require finger strength, grip strength and wrist/elbow/arm strength to open ringpulls. And when your hands give out or the ringpull snaps, you're back to trying desperately to hold the handles of the opener together tightly enough whilst your palm feels rather like your feet do when you're standing on Lego, grasp the twisty bit with fingers and a thumb that are screaming for mercy and then your wrist, elbow and shoulder are burning with the effort required to turn the cunting thing.
And then you don't quite manage to get the top off and you slice your thumb open trying to prise it up with a knife.
Presumably it’s copyrighted(?) too?
I went in search of humping hyenas to post and make hilarious jokes about. Sadly backfired. I can't unsee what I've just found online. #ladyhyenadidnotenjoyherself
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