Steve Coogan could play her as well.
^ This is the only casting i will accept.
Super quick list ive quickly compiled of what's gone down in the last 50 pages if anyone wants a refresher in time for them writing up next thread's recap.
So far Jack has:
- Buried the chaos of her nasty weekend spree on twitter by briefly pulling out some google translate Swedish
- "This is my 55 inch tv it just rests on the fireplace where it could fall and hurt someone tee hee aren't i quirky" ignore the picture hook on the wall, im sure jack would NEVER stage a photo for attention on twitter...
- Span her wheel of excuses for owning an expensive thing. The TV was
from a charity shop an extra delivered by mistake found in a puddle sold to her by her parents. I know some of us just need "it fell out the sky and into my lap" to get a full house on jack bingo
- Never mind, she's picking up where she left off and trying to reignite fights on twitter
- A brave squiggle clapped back and left JM speechless, they briefly joined tattle for a victory lap (we applaud you funkyraspberry) but returned to the depths of twitter
- General squiggle dissent is on the rise as the holes in jacks narrative are being questioned more and more
- Thriftyshadesofbeige.com has vanished....hope no one was looking forward to their postcards
- BB was blamed for breaking the garden hose. The first process of buying a new tube was too complicated for these FEMALES so jack called her dad and declared it feminism
- We learned there is actually one thing on this earth that can part jack monroe from twitter, and its being asked to get involved in charity with no financial gain for herself
- She replied "Let's get balls deep in a coliseum" (not a direct quote) or something, the gist was "DM me and stop publicly asking me to help so i can ignore you"
- She made a twitter poll "if i could only write about one which should it be: poverty or food?" sadly "the truth" was not an option. The compliments came flooding in as she expected.
- Jack claims that Eamonn Holmes praised her 'specific' skillset. We do not know how hard he was laughing when he said this.
- the colouring pencils were back out. Did you know you can put your chickpea curry in a slow cooker for even less texture!
- Dawn French replied to her boring scone tweet. Blue tick arse kissing Jack made an appearance.