So gross. The thing is, that breakfast would have been ok without the bacon - why is she adding it?!
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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I wonder how much a day's filming at the Beeb earns you nowadays??
The "floundering juices"?
"unwell" is it? I'm sure I used that to describe the pomegranate. just give him his breakfast and stop pinching our words! 
Yawn.
Jack, I promise I’ll leave Tattle when you stop asking for money from people who have less than you by pretending to be struggling financially and unable to buy food.
Ok - agreed? Easy. Im sure everyone else will agree.
Oh and it’s a rolling contract and not a fixed contract. You’ve rented before you know the difference. Stop changing stories to fit the narrative. If you did go to court these things make you look bad. Don’t matter if you delete them as they’ve all been helpfully screenshot on here.
Jack, I promise I’ll leave Tattle when you stop asking for money from people who have less than you by pretending to be struggling financially and unable to buy food.
Ok - agreed? Easy. Im sure everyone else will agree.
Oh and it’s a rolling contract and not a fixed contract. You’ve rented before you know the difference. Stop changing stories to fit the narrative. If you did go to court these things make you look bad. Don’t matter if you delete them as they’ve all been helpfully screenshot on here.
Toothache can't be cantankerous! YOU may be cantankerous Jack but your toothache isn't! Please may I humbly introduce you to www.dictionary.com
So she knows it doesn’t photograph well and it has a crack in it, yet took the photo in it then decanted it into something else. All while SB shrieked and bounced around her for his lukewarm artery clogging porridge. Oh and hashtag buddle stood in the doorway smelling the fumes and dribbling. Right-o.
I think the main difference with Sir Ian is that he's part of the community so probably feels safe. Turned up at a friend of a friends Birthday a few years ago as he was a neighbour and was utterly charming.
Decanted it into a safe bowl? Really?
FFS who has that much time on their hands to make up such utter crap. There was either no crack or no decanting
I feel drained already this morning by her tweets
Cracks are unsafe because they carry bacteria Jack so the porridge isn't going to suddenly become safe after being decanted into a different bowl ya great eejit.
'Never eat from a dish or plate that has a crack in it. Cracked dishes can harbor bacteria.' - infectioncontroltoday.com (I'm not making that up!)
ETA - snap @Veronicaaa!
Ugly food in an ugly bowl
bacon and banana really ? and were there bananas on the non trollied shop? Or were they in the Ocado delivery?why worry about the photo this time? she doesn’t usually bother, the majority of her offerings (can’t bring myself to call it food) are green/brown slop
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IIRC people were extremely relieved to see L made her Strava private, but saddened that it might have inconvenienced her despite the concern for her personal safety.
Show of hands for people who dislike JM but would go to some considerable lengths to protect her and her boy? Because all I see on here is advice re personal safety.
Show of hands for people who dislike JM but would go to some considerable lengths to protect her and her boy? Because all I see on here is advice re personal safety.
Shrieking? Unlikely.
Jack busy googling "how to facetune in real life"
Nah Jack, you have been sitting on this for a few weeks waiting to unleash it as a threat/excuse. Maybe when you move it would be a good idea not to triangulate yourself. Start afresh. Respect your own privacy. Stop buying soap for yourself to place on the doorstep to make it look like you are being stalked. Noone here has any interest in actually meeting you. P.s. it's a fecking pandemic, noone is exactly prowling around looking for you.
Stop gaslighting people. And remember, you tweet many many many times a day personal information, perhaps look at the information you CHOOSE to put out there on a daily basis. People will gossip if you give them so much information. Take a leaf out of Mom Nigella's book, she keeps herself to herself (and can cook)!
Stop gaslighting people. And remember, you tweet many many many times a day personal information, perhaps look at the information you CHOOSE to put out there on a daily basis. People will gossip if you give them so much information. Take a leaf out of Mom Nigella's book, she keeps herself to herself (and can cook)!
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