Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

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I swear there's a small pharmacy 2 bars of charcoal soap lighter after a visit from Jack (after she was at the greengrocer's probably) today after seeing how popular the soap chat got on Twitter last night. GOD I wish the assistant who served her would come on and say um you bought these yourself hun! 🤣
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If someone had actually left soap on her doorstep, she'd say she was being hate-crimed 😁
 
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On a mini grunk but wow this shopping budget Bellshill is ridiculous!! How, how (and sorry if I've missed something) has no one said, but what about the miso butter aubergine!!

And thanks to you lot, lovely cabal, I had a SEX DREAM about r Jackie, unruly labia and all (im gay which makes it more understandable but :sick: ) im so unbelievably traumatised, and I completely blame you lot.

However, I'll forgive you as you have been giving me some rare laughs whilst going through a grim break up in lockdown!

Rattling the tip jar for my therapy...
 
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I swear there's a small pharmacy 2 bars of charcoal soap lighter after a visit from Jack (after she was at the greengrocer's probably) today after seeing how popular the soap chat got on Twitter last night. GOD I wish the assistant who served her would come on and say um you bought these yourself hun! 🤣
Quoting myself to add that whoever did this would 100% reveal themselves as they obviously follow her. Bet they won't though...
 
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On a mini grunk but wow this shopping budget Bellshill is ridiculous!! How, how (and sorry if I've missed something) has no one said, but what about the miso butter aubergine!!

And thanks to you lot, lovely cabal, I had a SEX DREAM about r Jackie, unruly labia and all (im gay which makes it more understandable but :sick: ) im so unbelievably traumatised, and I completely blame you lot.

However, I'll forgive you as you have been giving me some rare laughs whilst going through a grim break up in lockdown!

Rattling the tip jar for my therapy...
I have a fear of this!
 
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I'm just a few years older than jack and I do know most of these apparently old-fashioned toiletries... maybe I'm posher than I thought 🥴

oh wait, I have absolutely no idea about any of the penhaligons scents that she loves so much, so I can't possibly be as posh as her!
 
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If the new thread had a smell, what would it beeeeee?
 
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I swear there's a small pharmacy 2 bars of charcoal soap lighter after a visit from Jack (after she was at the greengrocer's probably) today after seeing how popular the soap chat got on Twitter last night. GOD I wish the assistant who served her would come on and say um you bought these yourself hun! 🤣
Yes, there’s normally a pharmacy next to greengrocers, normally on a shopping parade a nice walk away from home...
 
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