It's kind of weird and slightly awkward when you find out your friends disliked/bleeping hated your ex, must be even stranger when it hits you 1000's of others think she is a grade A bleep too.
Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying
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Oh and there was me naively thinking it was one of her maverick off the cuff letdown larder lightbulb moments. To know that this was a premeditated idea makes me just want to stop the world and get off...!!You mean you won't be rushing to make this as a weekend treat @Missmopps?
*The book is going out btw
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WHAT HAS SHE GOT AGAINST WHITE SAUCE??
I laugh my tits off when Cowardy Cowardy Custard deletes a tweet that doesn't go her way, and it's screenshot on here.
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Just to say, you are all on top form this evening and I've hooted up more lungs than I ever thought possible.
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Just to say, you are all on top form this evening and I've hooted up more lungs than I ever thought possible.
"Suspicious fishus"
FFS. Why is she like this.
Jack Monroe #101: Vicious suspicious fishus makes non-delicious dishes
is monster munch a euphemism for unruly labia?
Yes, absolutely x
I had a similar thought about Monster Munch and unruly labia.
But it was more along Priscilla Queen of The Desert Lines.
You know the one who can do extraordinary things with Ping Pong balls?
Like that but that special Palmas clapping that Flamenco dancers do.
How many days ago was it that she couldn’t afford butter?
Apart from not being able to afford butter, she has admitted that she, a half Northern Irish person, who hasn't come across a stereotype she didn't embrace, just failed to teach someone how to cook a jacket bleeping spud.
Get fucked you pointless minge.
Get fucked you pointless minge.
I love EL&N as much as the next basic witch, however I'm not pretending I live on £20 a week. If I were, it would be stupid to suggest I was going to go to a cafe where the cheapest bit of cake is £5.50. People might suspect I was lying all along if I did that.
Also, she rents? This is new news to me. New. News.
Jack has been practicing for years, she has an honorary degree in slopology dontcha know?
are the ouchy mouth recipes on the list?
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Gosh, the snide remarks about Louisa 'BB' didn't take long to start up again, did they? Surely if you'd managed to lure your victim/sugarmummy lover back, you'd at least attempt not to be an utter witch about them. I don't even like Louisa, I think she's stupid, but it shows what Jack is really like to be with - not nice!
Don’t forget David Cameron that was a serious low
Sneaking in to a fast moving thread to say congratulations to all on the hundredth thread, the recap, the receipts, the Jimmy Nail title and the constant gifs from @Alansbigplate x Love you all
now just petrified to work out how come a thread has filled in 24 hours, and note that Louisa’s back. Are these things connected?
now just petrified to work out how come a thread has filled in 24 hours, and note that Louisa’s back. Are these things connected?
Why's it so piiiink
I thought she only likes her food grey (bland, neutral, hides a multitude of sins), beige (thrifty shades of) or brown (reminiscent of muddy puddles)?
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She’s gone from not affording butter to ABOMINABLE amounts of butter
She seems to be one of *those* partners who criticise simple things being attempted, insists showing how it’s done and holding this apparent superior knowledge over the other as some weird small victory, forever. - FUN. No sympathy for the c4 exec though, she surely must be reasonably intelligent to hold such a position so can’t hide behind ignorance or just plain stupidity at not running away from the lying, manipulate fraudster when she had the chance.
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