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I think she longs for a baby
In seriousness tho why the duck does she think people want to hear about these bleeping mundane plans?
Isn't Chesney annoyed about having every detail of his life *farted* out over the internet?
I live close to her too and live in hope this will happen to me! Shall we form a support group? We can have LoNg MeEtInGs and cater them with food cooked in the slow cooker for 72 hours while we wear tentsI would just like to report that I saw her in said local Aldi last night, .
I don’t want to say which isle I was behind her in (because she might read here and remember my face lol) but one point I was directly next to her , I was in shock at seeing her and Chesneywas like seeing a celeb for me tbh av not been out much in lockdown so please forgive me lmao.
I’m 99% certain that Chesney let out a silent fart because I walked further up the aisle after them and there was the most horrendous smell, like someone had tit themselves and I was practically chewing on it. And I heard her say to him “you haven’t” .
I feel like he left it knowing I was a tattler, I feel bleeping violated tbh.
Ooh you trollI think she longs for a baby
What the duck is that????????
*three weeks ago writing on her gifted planner
Dan: RightChes Ben on Friday 15th October we are going to tidy our not now forever home after I finish working a long day!
The day comes
Ben: Ahhh babe can we just chill tonight, get a takeaway, have a drink and binge watch a tv show? Or go out for food and drinks with our pals?
Dan: Nooooo it’s been planned, we have to what’s been planned. Besides, I haven’t ordered 347 Victorian smock night gowns or planned to go for fewd and boomerangs!!
*Ches and Dozza retreat to fetch the windowlene from the tiny utility room and get to work on the VELUX windows while the neighbours look in at what excitement is afoot in the localfurniture shop tonight.
Dan: Right
The day comes
Ben: Ahhh babe can we just chill tonight, get a takeaway, have a drink and binge watch a tv show? Or go out for food and drinks with our pals?
Dan: Nooooo it’s been planned, we have to what’s been planned. Besides, I haven’t ordered 347 Victorian smock night gowns or planned to go for fewd and boomerangs!!
*Ches and Dozza retreat to fetch the windowlene from the tiny utility room and get to work on the VELUX windows while the neighbours look in at what excitement is afoot in the local
Aw ffs not the plaits for her WaVy hack.
duck off you boring frumpy bleep.
duck off you boring frumpy bleep.
So as everything else is out of stock she’s not going to bother sharing as she can’t do affiliate links on it. No ££ no 
that’s how it works is it?
that’s how it works is it?She's a bleeping sadist honestlySo as everything else is out of stock she’s not going to bother sharing as she can’t do affiliate links on it. No ££ no
The outfits......
the outfits
the outfits 
yes we can hun.honestly I was in shock that I even saw them, Chesney looks like a gentle lover. She’s very lucky girl
She’s forever giving me these vibes
I laughed at the comment on Her puce coloured sweatshirt of dreams
You can get it £20 cheaper on the Adidas website
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Thick thighs, dead behind the eyes, everything she sees she buys.
You can get it £20 cheaper on the Adidas website
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Thick thighs, dead behind the eyes, everything she sees she buys.
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That LoNg DaY is such a chore for this boomerang beggy bore.
That LoNg DaY is such a chore for this boomerang beggy bore.
She can't blitz the house too much on her DaY oFf otherwise she'll be too tired for her busy PlAnNeD dAy OfF watching you
I saw the dirty socks and came on here
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