It’s Em #5 Warty, Forty but definitely not sporty

[Patmullins1]

Sensible use of time here

 

[Lola123]

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Sensible use of time here

If she was on her spin bike for the whole of it…. Yes

 

[Crybaby Tania]

If she was on her spin bike for the whole of it…. Yes

Maybe she could spend that time walking the poor dog instead.

 

[Delia Smith]

If she was on her spin bike for the whole of it…. Yes

This would be a great idea. And seen as she reads here lets hope she takes notice!!!

 

[Veroni79]

Can’t wait to see how much more crap she buys for Xmas etc, the thought of that poor dog makes me so sad under stimulated and she clearly has no clue about owning pets.

 

[Puddypants]

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Sensible use of time here

What about Halloween and Bonfire night?

 

[RALN]

Wait.. a...second...
Ermmm, is this meant to be Emma & Chris?

Emma bloody wishes
Whaaaaat hahahaha.

Wait.. a...second...
Ermmm, is this meant to be Emma & Chris?

Emma bloody wishes
Whaaaaat hahahaha.

Also may I add, rude her mum isn't included and its the matt to the front door or whatever

 

[missCee]

Is that how she sees herself and Chris?, surely she is taking the pee, I think she needs new glasses.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Is that how she sees herself and Chris?, surely she is taking the pee, I think she needs new glasses.

The silly headband is the only likeness.

 

[Discolights]

So when people walk into their house, they have to wipe their dirty shoes on their faces? Um….

She really will accept any old freebie

 

[Vixen88]

She really will accept any old freebie

Good god. So true.

 

[Gem_bear]

Wait.. a...second...
Ermmm, is this meant to be Emma & Chris?

Emma bloody wishes
Whaaaaat hahahaha.
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Also may I add, rude her mum isn't included and its the matt to the front door or whatever

Chris looks like Milky from Me, Myself and Irene here defo not like Chris! He’s constantly red in the face!

 

[Lola123]

My one wish for Emma minus to actually get healthy is that she learns how to apply fake tan to properly because I don’t think I’ve ever seen her apply it well

 

[Elliesmum13]

Chris’s face looks like a baboons arse!!!

 

[Hanna Spanna]

At least she seems to be wearing a mask around Primark? Hence the heavy breathing. Her nails are just awful though! See she's bought another load of tat! She actually filmed some really nice stuff in Ptimark - yet ends up with the cheap tacky stuff!

 

[evoway13]

At least she seems to be wearing a mask around Primark? Hence the heavy breathing. Her nails are just awful though! See she's bought another load of tat! She actually filmed some really nice stuff in Ptimark - yet ends up with the cheap tacky stuff!

When she says 'come shop with me' it sounds like 'c*m shot with me !'

 

[Crybaby Tania]

Why did she even have to mention her black eye/bruising?
I honestly thought that it was her usual eye makeup residue that she always has around her eyes.

 

[evoway13]

...the auto captions say 'come shot with me'

'Khila' is Kylo.....it's much more fun with captions on!

 

[Idntknow]

I feel like she didnt buy clothes because she would need a 2xl which they dont stock a lot of and potentially having put on weight even the 2xls wouldnt fit her

 

[Beverley macca]

I took a shot everytime she said "nice"...... I'm going for a lie down, I'm paralytic