Ioan Gruffudd and Alice Evans #42 How to Tone your abs

[welp]

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Alice is back to manic tweeting after some cute-ish pictures of her ex with new gf and dog emerged. Now she is off supposedly to a three days trip while Ioan picks up his stuff (and may find changed locks there). The tension rises!

 

[ZipSilver]

Sorry but I can’t help but laugh out loud at Alice saying her life’s aim has been to support and encourage people and help them find the best in themselves

What has she done to achieve that? Someone with her time and money could have done all sorts. Trained as a counsellor or therapist or life coach. Starting a charity or organisation. Started a self love insta account. Volunteered. Written a book. Donated regularly to places that do this.

All she’s done is sit on her bum letting other people care for her kids while swanning around being smug about living in HW and married to an actor. She’s done duck all. And in fact she’s provided REAMS of evidence of her doing the opposite online: bullying, abusing, denigrating, judging, hating, the lot. Not just to Ioan, or Bianca, but her children. The comments she’s made about their features will haunt them, and harm their self esteem greatly. I just can’t with her. The truth is a distant land to Alice. She will literally just say whatever she thinks will work in the moment to get her the maximum attention and sympathy, it’s irrelevant whether there’s any truth to it or not.

 

[welp]

carry over discussion bit from last thread

But if true maybe this means that Ioan agreed to giving her this and allowing the girls to come and go as they want (to visit him). I think?

Alice says he accuses her of not letting him seeing the kids and he sents lawyer letters. I very much doubt that's the case. She probably confuses, deliberately, temporary primary custody (by the virtue of living in the house and him working) with this

 

[ReturningthePearls]

NOT GONNA FALL BEHIND THIS TIME, I'M COMIN MAMA!!!

 

[Caitlyn130]

Sorry everyone, in my last post on the recent thread I said Alice had said that Ioan admitted he had been abusing her. OBVIOUSLY I meant abused by, not abusing - pregnancy brain kicking in maybe?
Sorry if I offended anyone, you know my feelings about Alice and the tweets were clear - I just wasn't concentrating!

What I meant to say was:
All I have to say is that for Alice to admit that Ioan said he has been abused by her is HUGE. I believe he did say that because it's not something she would come clean about if it wasn't. So now we know.

 

[NarcRage]

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Alice is back to manic tweeting after some cute-ish pictures of her ex with new gf and dog emerged. Now she is off supposedly to a three days trip while Ioan picks up his stuff (and may find changed locks there). The tension rises!

Acceptance speech...I'd like to thank @Bridgeofsighs for being my TOP flying monkey abs the rest of you for the narcissistic supply I have received by finally successfully nominating a thread title! This narcissism is catching.

 

[Willywankle]

The woman is a machine ,she's been tweeting all night ,all morning,. Alice you are going away on a 3 day trip ! Sleep, shower,eat ,pack !!! Notice how she's deadly silent on the trip now not a word ,zilch she's going nowhere never was the mad head

 

[GoLibrarianPoo]

Thanks @welp and Congratulations @NarcRage love the title!

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Two Tone is awake…

 

[PinkyWinky]

Sorry everyone, in my last post on the recent thread I said Alice had said that Ioan admitted he had been abusing her. OBVIOUSLY I meant abused by, not abusing - pregnancy brain kicking in maybe?
Sorry if I offended anyone, you know my feelings about Alice and the tweets were clear - I just wasn't concentrating!

What I meant to say was:
All I have to say is that for Alice to admit that Ioan said he has been abused by her is HUGE. I believe he did say that because it's not something she would come clean about if it wasn't. So now we know.

It was clear what you meant because of the context and because of everything really. Thoughtful of you to clear it up though.

Two Tone is awake…

Since when was spending hours a day on Twitter anything but a totally pointless waste of time? How is that support? She is totally mental. So what’s going on. Has she rented the house across the street for a few days or is she hiding with the kids in the attic?

 

[CarrierPigeon]

In the middle of the whole of last night’s Alice/Tone/Jimi/Reservoir Dogs furore, did anyone see a tweet from somebody basically telling them all to shut up and get to bed? It was akin to someone marching downstairs in her dressing gown and telling them all to shut up, grow up…and get the hell out of her house so she (and everyone else) could get some sleep! She stunned them all into silence for a bit.

She is now quite possibly one of my fave tweeters - but I can’t find her…did anyone else see this?

 

[KindnessMatters]

Two Tone is awake…

That second tweet makes it look so obviously like Alice. "Tone"'s just thinking of her first and foremost, not answering as himself but answering from her point of view.

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

In the middle of the whole of last night’s Alice/Tone/Jimi/Reservoir Dogs furore, did anyone see a tweet from somebody basically telling them all to shut up and get to bed? It was akin to someone marching downstairs in her dressing gown and telling them all to shut up, grow up…and get the hell out of her house so she (and everyone else) could get some sleep! She stunned them all into silence for a bit.

She is now quite possibly one of my fave tweeters - but I can’t find her…did anyone else see this?

No!!!! But please share her when you do! She sounds brilliant!

 

[Autisteuse]

Still seething from the comment at the end of last thread, so am trying to cheer myself up by imagining Alice's patented girl trip: first, the front tyres burst when they're halfway down the interstate. Alice has used up her phone battery tweeting obscentities and mourning the end of her marriage for the 22,876th time, and the girls refuse to hand theirs over. She runs, shoeless, into traffic, windmilling her arms, and is honked at. After screaming at everyone in sight, including the motorist who slowed to see if she were all right, she finally gets her hands on a phone. Two hours later, nursing a huge bill from the AA and a horrendous grudge against Ioan just because, they're on their way. Alas, when they arrive, the hotel has been forewarned of Alice's behaviour and sends her to a motel down the road. The girls cry. Alice snatches one of their phones to tweet that Ioan made the girls cry. Further disaster ensues when they realise she's packed summer dresses and sandals rather than coats and boots, the cooler is filled with jugs of wine, a cockroach and no food, and there's no WiFi connection. Alice packs them all back into the car in screaming haste, ignoring the medium sized turd poor Emma has left on the motel carpet. and drives at high speed back to L.A. She spends the next eight hours picking fights with herself online, with Tone (also herself) who, for once, answers back, and Bianca, who could not care less.

 

[KikiFromNy]

No!!!! But please share her when you do! She sounds brilliant!

I posted it last night with everything marked off. But I think the main players have already been exposed.

 

[Lillymyheart]

carry over discussion bit from last thread
Alice says he accuses her of not letting him seeing the kids and he sents lawyer letters. I very much doubt that's the case. She probably confuses, deliberately, temporary primary custody (by the virtue of living in the house and him working) with this

Thank you for carrying over, Welp. and for replying. I feel like I need an answer key to keep up with Alice's feed.

 

[Madge Harvey]

In the middle of the whole of last night’s Alice/Tone/Jimi/Reservoir Dogs furore, did anyone see a tweet from somebody basically telling them all to shut up and get to bed? It was akin to someone marching downstairs in her dressing gown and telling them all to shut up, grow up…and get the hell out of her house so she (and everyone else) could get some sleep! She stunned them all into silence for a bit.

She is now quite possibly one of my fave tweeters - but I can’t find her…did anyone else see this?

I was certain someone posted it on the last thread - I seen it on Twitter this morning and sure on here too.

Edit: I see @KikiFromNy has now posted it!

 

[KikiFromNy]

Still seething from the comment at the end of last thread, so am trying to cheer myself up by imagining Alice's patented girl trip: first, the front tyres burst when they're halfway down the interstate. Alice has used up her phone battery tweeting obscentities and mourning the end of her marriage for the 22,876th time, and the girls refuse to hand theirs over. She runs, shoeless, into traffic, windmilling her arms, and is honked at. After screaming at everyone in sight, including the motorist who slowed to see if she were all right, she finally gets her hands on a phone. Two hours later, nursing a huge bill from the AA and a horrendous grudge against Ioan just because, they're on their way. Alas, when they arrive, the hotel has been forewarned of Alice's behaviour and sends her to a motel down the road. The girls cry. Alice snatches one of their phones to tweet that Ioan made the girls cry. Further disaster ensues when they realise she's packed summer dresses and sandals rather than coats and boots, the cooler is filled with jugs of wine, a cockroach and no food, and there's no WiFi connection. Alice packs them all back into the car in screaming haste, ignoring the medium sized turd poor Emma has left on the motel carpet. and drives at high speed back to L.A. She spends the next eight hours picking fights with herself online, with Tone (also herself) who, for once, answers back, and Bianca, who could not care less.

I thought they were leaving on their three day trip today?

 

[Madge Harvey]

I thought they were leaving on their three day trip today?

bleeping three day trip to the moon cause she is wired to it.

 

[Ena Sharples]

Just caught up properly from last night’s escapades, she certainly was on form.

One of the best bits for me were her falling to pieces when her Dad’s second wife sat on his lap. One can only imagine the shock of that little scenario (and also the email that followed it).

My all time favourite came from a very pissed up Alice last night (and to be fair she normally delivers her best work when she’s well into her third bottle of Blue Nun), when she threatened to change the door locks to her own house when a fellow tweeter informed her that they had had to take quick break to look after their own kids and that Alice should look after her own too.

Salad Cream Man immediately leapt to Alice’s defence and threatened to call the Feds on the tweeter who had been looking after their own kids.

I feel law enforcements across the land are now going to have to call in extra resources to arrest parents who are looking after their own kids.

Start dobbing your neighbours in now.