NGL looking forward to the Match.com profile…
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Alice, 54 42
West Hollywood
I’m a
massive statuesque, fun and
abusive quirky Hollywood actress and handbag designer looking for a new Baby Angel!
I love ribbons, frills and baby doll heads, and I think you’ll find I’m quite BEDAZZLING.
I’m an EXCELLENT driver and have
non- existent perfect compact parking skills.
You can often find me
3 sharp ones in at home, relaxing by my
swamp pool
whilst Gloria looks after my kids and cleans up my tit and ordering
off eBaystylish designer clothes.
You may have heard things about me as I’m
a complete bleeping loon super famous… but whatever you’ve heard is NOT TRUE!! Whatever Ioan (or whatever his name is) has said about me is UTTER, UTTER DEFAMATION!!!
I’m only interested in
suckers Disney Execs or rich men who can handle a
lazy, abusive narc strong woman, otherwise you’ll be BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY.
A therapist once told me I’m the MOST AMAZING woman he’s ever met, and he was gay until he met ME. My brother/lover TONE also thinks I’m amazing
because he thinks he’s getting my kidney.
Will send video messages upon request
probably 2 weeks late at a cost - or you can donate to my GoFundMe and if you’re lucky I’ll
roll around on my dirty floor with my baps out send sexy pics.
Hit me up on Twitter or Insta
witches