I think he just never learned, he’s a lazy git,
Looks like he’s editing her vlog this morning, the one that was supposed to go up last night,
he’s got her tied, he edits the vlog so he’s now “part of her business” [emoji2368]
Ooh, please, have some empathy for the poor bub! He’s been a busy little cherub.
“Dearest hubby/Boss Babe Vicky,
Please find attached my invoice for services this past fortnight.
- Tuna and broccoli pasta bake x 1
- Cup of coffee x 22
- Edited vlogs x 6
- Kiss on the forehead x 3
- Appeared shirtless in your vlog (blushes)
- Wore my cap backwards the way you like!!!
- Put on my wedding suit to cheer you up when that cow Lydia called you her chauffeur...#tedbaker #ad
- Reminded you not to eat x 7000000000 (this one is priceless)
Balance due: A new Gucci backpack and a reversible Burberry tote/nappy bag for our future dogs and children, infinite trips to the nearest train station, at least 17 minutes of uncut airtime on each of your next 24 vlogs, and 20 pounds of your flesh—maybe instead of eating avocado toast you can just lick my plate after I’m done.
Hugs and kisses (I’ll throw those in for free because that’s what #marriedlife is all about...) from your loving wifey,
Alex Magrath (née Harrison, Lumi, not Lynx) xoxo