you could have a point there, I cant have feathers near me as it makes me cough and irritates my chest so no feather pillow or duvet for me, as some have mentioned on here that childs ammune system must be shot as all they do is give them processed junk to eat, it won be helping her period pain either as shes not getting the nutrients needed for a healthy body to fight, my daughter isnt a big fruit eater whereas my 2 sons eat it like its going out of fashion, but I make sure my daughter has a balanced diet with lots of fibre and she eats a banana every day, the occassional apple and some grapes, she is hardly ever ill, whereas her friend lives off maccy s and her skin and hair are in a bad way (by her own admission) and shes always lethargic and ill , something to be said about eating crap all the time , those poor girls know no different, my mum had a crap childhood and didnt show us a lot of hugs , but dad was the opposite a gentle soul who worked hard for us and could emapthise with us, but my mum was a hard worker and was there for us as a result I parent my children showing lots of affection and giving them the confidence to express their feelings not suppressing them , im not perfect by any means but all these children are craving is some private time and some understanding and confidence to show how they feel without being frightened they may upset their grown ups
IFAM#9 It’s Time For Ifam Thread NINE Commentary On The Channel's Decline, Rip-off tat, Sarah's Boring Chat, Baby Bump or Fat?
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what upset me was how shocked Esme was when she said Esme you`re my favourite child, like that child never heard that before , I havent watched last nights or tonights so I know im covering old ground with this
I`d best not check out her "adoption" views then as i (and my brother) were both adopted.We had wonderful childhoods ,and the best parents anyone could wish for.I know it`s not always the case ,and we were extremely lucky.
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OT but that's so lovely.x
Is it possible Sarah has twins in there and they just haven't found the other one yet?
Telling your ill daughter she looks terrible on camera... Major dad points.... NOT. they need to stop shoving the camera where it's not needed for the sake of ckickbait titles
SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT WITH HER..
19 minutes of deluded evasive bullshit
Starts with Lady Gravytrain wittering on about amazing days she is sat on the sofa
rabbiting on about a chaotic morning Isabelle woke up with a swollen face. They have kept her off school and taken her to the doctors. Doctors reckon it's an allergy. They haver to go out and get two of the kids new trainers which is bleeping amazing when you think that each one has so many pairs already. Because these kids trainers are so special they have to go to opposite sides of the city to get them. At this point I couldnt help noticing the shadow of Sarahs makeup line. They don't like leaving Issy in the house on her own. Maybe they are tit scared she may look at the bank statements
Talking of money Granny Grimm is popping over to look after her.
Sarah wants us to comment as parents what age we felt it was safe to leave our kids on their own. It's great that you can join in. And kids can comment too
So inclusive so inspired
Sarah says she always struggles with that question basically as I said she is talking tit. Sarah says she is one of those mums that just thinks of the worse all the time. I think she meant to say does the worst.
This dullard chatter is mercilessly cut short and Captain Beanie is next in shot walking down an escalator. He looks a complete pillock.
Chris says she'll never accept help from anybody Err hasn't she just accepted help from Granny Grimm ?
They are strutting round Asda and its for bright pink trainers . Chris tells us he is feeling ab it better today . So much so that he and Lady Fiver share a romantic moment. As these displays of affection are so rare and require immense planning I have thoughtfully captured the moment for you
They are next in the Asda café and they share attender moment discussing Chris's child portion Pizza Pie - don't worry this isn't a reference to sexual deviancy.
Then its back on the shop floor and old Eric the part time store detective looks to check they are taking videos and not stock as he clocks them down the aisle
Chris tells us that Sarah is going cottaging with some mates. I may have misunderstood that part. Chris is very happy chattering away talking complete crap. If this is what a childs portion of Pizza Pie does for you I'm not having one ever
We then get another huggy moment. It's all too much and reminds me of this classic from John Paul Jones (NOT the one in Led Zeppelin) and his classic track
Then they are back home and Esme is talking about the dog and how they love him. It's a pity that Esme has discovered the helium balloons and took a mouthful of the stuff. Her story about her school day is quite cheerfull
Sarah cuts in and explains that Esme doesn't have all her lessons in one class. To be blunt we didn't and I'm older than Sarah nor did my 2 eldest.
Sarah thoughtfully pans the camera in on Issy who is pretending to be dead to avoid this shitfest.
Sarah puts the camera in her face. Isabelle looks ill and very tired.
Sarah lovingly comments about Isabelles condition. In order that we can see just how poorly she looks Sarah lovingly grabs Isabelles head and twists it to the camera.
Its another totally awful scene.
Then the camera is spun round to show Isla sat in a chair. Then we are off out and Chris and the 2 girls are out conker picking
Then its back to the housend a breathless Sarah is wittering on about a game he is getting from the garage.
Then its tea time and they are having chicken corma . Chris invites you to comment what your favourite food is.
Then its on to the latest wheeze - The NEW MERCH and its as tit as the last lot. Chris loves it all and you can order it now.
If I only had Granny Wilkes credit card details to go along with the old trouts address I would have edged their sales up.
Chris says they will have zip up hoodies backpacks etc all coming soon. It's truly marvellous. You will be able to spot the avid ifammer from a 100 yards away and avoid the deluded halfwits
Then its bed time and first up we see Chris saying the nightlies to the 2 younger girls then its into Issys bedroom and she is propped up on the bed looking completely shattered.
For the second time this week I am reminded of Charlton Heston and his iconic movie roles. this time its the ending of EL CID where they prop him up on a horse and he leads his soldiers out to fight the enemy.
We then cut to Sarah sat up in bed. I thought for one horrible moment this was going to be an other huggy huggy scene fortunately it's not. She witters on about taking her makeup off and being up early.
As per normal it ends on a Sarah cenric note.
19 minutes of deluded evasive bullshit
Starts with Lady Gravytrain wittering on about amazing days she is sat on the sofa
rabbiting on about a chaotic morning Isabelle woke up with a swollen face. They have kept her off school and taken her to the doctors. Doctors reckon it's an allergy. They haver to go out and get two of the kids new trainers which is bleeping amazing when you think that each one has so many pairs already. Because these kids trainers are so special they have to go to opposite sides of the city to get them. At this point I couldnt help noticing the shadow of Sarahs makeup line. They don't like leaving Issy in the house on her own. Maybe they are tit scared she may look at the bank statements
Talking of money Granny Grimm is popping over to look after her.
Sarah wants us to comment as parents what age we felt it was safe to leave our kids on their own. It's great that you can join in. And kids can comment too
So inclusive so inspired
Sarah says she always struggles with that question basically as I said she is talking tit. Sarah says she is one of those mums that just thinks of the worse all the time. I think she meant to say does the worst.
This dullard chatter is mercilessly cut short and Captain Beanie is next in shot walking down an escalator. He looks a complete pillock.
Chris says she'll never accept help from anybody Err hasn't she just accepted help from Granny Grimm ?
They are strutting round Asda and its for bright pink trainers . Chris tells us he is feeling ab it better today . So much so that he and Lady Fiver share a romantic moment. As these displays of affection are so rare and require immense planning I have thoughtfully captured the moment for you
They are next in the Asda café and they share attender moment discussing Chris's child portion Pizza Pie - don't worry this isn't a reference to sexual deviancy.
Then its back on the shop floor and old Eric the part time store detective looks to check they are taking videos and not stock as he clocks them down the aisle
Chris tells us that Sarah is going cottaging with some mates. I may have misunderstood that part. Chris is very happy chattering away talking complete crap. If this is what a childs portion of Pizza Pie does for you I'm not having one ever
We then get another huggy moment. It's all too much and reminds me of this classic from John Paul Jones (NOT the one in Led Zeppelin) and his classic track
Then they are back home and Esme is talking about the dog and how they love him. It's a pity that Esme has discovered the helium balloons and took a mouthful of the stuff. Her story about her school day is quite cheerfull
Sarah cuts in and explains that Esme doesn't have all her lessons in one class. To be blunt we didn't and I'm older than Sarah nor did my 2 eldest.
Sarah thoughtfully pans the camera in on Issy who is pretending to be dead to avoid this shitfest.
Sarah puts the camera in her face. Isabelle looks ill and very tired.
Sarah lovingly comments about Isabelles condition. In order that we can see just how poorly she looks Sarah lovingly grabs Isabelles head and twists it to the camera.
Its another totally awful scene.
Then the camera is spun round to show Isla sat in a chair. Then we are off out and Chris and the 2 girls are out conker picking
Then its back to the housend a breathless Sarah is wittering on about a game he is getting from the garage.
Then its tea time and they are having chicken corma . Chris invites you to comment what your favourite food is.
Then its on to the latest wheeze - The NEW MERCH and its as tit as the last lot. Chris loves it all and you can order it now.
If I only had Granny Wilkes credit card details to go along with the old trouts address I would have edged their sales up.
Chris says they will have zip up hoodies backpacks etc all coming soon. It's truly marvellous. You will be able to spot the avid ifammer from a 100 yards away and avoid the deluded halfwits
Then its bed time and first up we see Chris saying the nightlies to the 2 younger girls then its into Issys bedroom and she is propped up on the bed looking completely shattered.
For the second time this week I am reminded of Charlton Heston and his iconic movie roles. this time its the ending of EL CID where they prop him up on a horse and he leads his soldiers out to fight the enemy.
We then cut to Sarah sat up in bed. I thought for one horrible moment this was going to be an other huggy huggy scene fortunately it's not. She witters on about taking her makeup off and being up early.
As per normal it ends on a Sarah cenric note.
So they have an ill child off school, and left her home alone just to go to Asda? Was there a trainer emergency that meant they both had to go then? And went for eats to? Did they remember to feed the ill child that was sat at home?
Parenting goals right there people!!
Granny Jane is there.... I’m not sure which is worse tbh. Hi, Granny Jane.
Oh! Well I'm sure that made her feel so much better!
They kept Isabelle off school today as well apparently. Someone commented it on the vlog.
Do you not read any of the crap I write lol
Granny Jane was roped in to keep an eye on Issy
Trainers are important and they were needed for the girls school. These are top parents and important people
Those stills of creepy make me shudder ?
I would say that they’re reluctant to leave Isabelle on her own due to the threats that were apparently made to burn down their house, blah, blah BUT then I remembered she couldn’t care less about her kids, so yeah it’s probably because she doesn’t want her rummaging through things and finding yet more evidence that creepy is a massive twit.
Pmsl, to be fair I scrolled quickly as their massive screenshot heads popped up and I was a little sick in my mouth
So when do they cross the line in parenting becoming neglectful and mental abuse?
But, did they both need to go to the shops? couldn't one - Chris - go and pick them up and the other stay at home and actually look after their sick child? too logical??!Oh! Well I'm sure that made her feel so much better!
Perhaps he can't be trusted at Asda
I'd say they'd long since crossed that line. It's just a matter of whether or not anyone can do anything about it
She’s his staffy remember. Can’t go anywhere without the guard dog in tow just in case he encounters a ‘hater’
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