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Tuesday 21st August
6 YEAR OLD CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE SAW IN THE AIRPORT! + NEW DESTINATION REVEAL + APARTMENT TOUR!
18 minutes Hooktube thing
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=GjkicBP2rNU
Before commencing this review I have decided to look at it with a fresh perspective. I've turned to alchohol
The video kicks off with THAT tune the one we keep hearing they cant use anymore - well blatantly they can and they do and they are.
Video proper opens with Sarah. Sarah is happy I cant help but wonder if she's discovered some of those tablets Chris was on.
She starts waffling on about in that lecturing voice about how they are up early because they have a very very busy day ahead of them. they are such martyrs to the cause of global chavness they should be knighted. This travel involves an hour thirty flight then another of 2 hours thirty,
Sarah chatters on at breakneck speed about the time they have and what to do with it. Its kind of funny that they never just do normal stuff.
Anyway that's not the point this is her show and its all go go go
When she asks whose excited about going to our next destination its not the enthusiastic response the Queen expects.
NOW ITS MOAN MOAN IM SUFFERING TIME
Sarah tells us hse was absolutely terrified to go to bed the last night.
She should just get on with it 3-5 minutes tops and its all over for the month. She fell asleep on the sofa Chris was out for 90 minutes that's ample time to check out the talent I think that's the expression young people use isn't it ?
But no it was nothing to do with her fears of philandering it was ……………………….
INSOMNIA
It's one hell of a tune and definitely better than any Emo crap I can see why she's scared
She didn't want to wake up this morning - aww
Then its a cut to Chris outside talking fast Sarah is making Toast . She will be on Big bake Off soon if she keeps going. I'm worried it will be too much for her. Chris tells us its Yummie toast its just too much for me to take in. Toast unbelievable. That's the thing you do with bread right ? Takes about 3 minutes ? I'll look into how to do it
They enjoy the luxurious feat of TOAST - I'll put some helpful google links in for anyone interested in how to make it later on.
Then they are back in the water and Chris says they only have time to dangle their toes in the pool. A bit of a dabble you may say
He nearly Esme into the pool in a humourous moment.
Personally I would have laughed more if he had chosen to drown Sarah in the thing
It then cuts to them arriving at the first airport and chris is excited very excited very excited very very very excited
Its a big secret where the fuckwits are going. they have bought the girls ice lollies and you are invited to comment below if you know what zaps from the uk are. I left my comment I doubt it will stay on long. Chris says zaps were his favourite when he was younger. It explains a lot if I was being tasered as a kid I may have turned out a bit odd.
Sarah tells us the girls are filling in their travel journals which are amazing travel journals she got off wherever she got them from.
Sarah says the supplier not only does travel ones she does pregnancy ones and weight loss ones
I suspect Sarah may be ordering a weight loss one for herself - handy she can get one
then we cut to them boarding another airplane
Then they are on the plane. I just can't keep up insomnia toe dipping in pools ice lollies airplanes and toast
Then they are landing then Chris and Esme are going out to get some food. Meanwhile Sarah is walking through the airport and Sarah is worried as policemen with guns were looking at her funny. How I wish it had been Grannny Wilkes with a service revolver. Perhaps policemen are looking at her funny because :
1. You look like a twat with your Ingham hoodie on
2. You look like a twat with your camera out in front of you facing towards you
3. Your just a twat
Sarah is wittering on explaining in breathless detail where they MAY be going and that some Australian people may guess - oh do fuck off you deluded pratt. You really are not famous big stars. they have basically flown up to get down. Isla has seen a plane at the airport that basically what the vog title alludes to.
Then we get a soothing song with the line Oh Oh Geronimo tears keep on falling the nightime is ours.
In a feat of detective work I have located the song used. It looks like the song may be credited to various people but here are the links for those of you who wish to mention to the artist how their tracks end up being used.
However if its a great 70s song with an Indians name in the lyrics you want then this classic from Sweet is pure bliss: Wig Wam Bam
They also did one called Little Willy but that's enough mentions of Chris today
So we are at the airport about to leave to go to the actual exciting mysterious destination. Sarah tells us its been a long long day and they have enjoyed it etc.
However something has gone wrong as they have ended up in HMP Strangeways in Manchester, It's had a refurb
Chris ever the gentleman says "you first my love" and Sarah enters the room
The first thing they find is a room that contains a washer and dryer. So that's Chris's sleeping area sorted
The next is the lounge / diner which is ok
The kitchen area is ok
Sarah points to the lounge table and says its where Chris can edit from. And they can eat from she says Breakfast - her recent triumph of mastering the art of making TOAST has given her new confidence as she says they are self catering. It's great she has found this new energy and items such as boiled eggs and bacon sandwiches may soon make an appearance.
She points to the sofa and says she can lie there being ill - her positivity is so inspirational
Sarah is also craving yoghurt ice cubes
Maybe they can be served on top of the toast
You can make a raspberry yoghurt ice cube and pop a raspberry in it
You can do the same with strawberry ones
This self catering thing is going to be one long series of new and exotic foods.
Here she is explaining how you pick up the raspberry and pop it in
Then its the bedooms which have beds in them
Then its a shot of kids in the beds. isabelle is on the sofa bed
Its time to end the vlog Chris has gone on the hunt for some drinks for them. Waters and juice no mention of weetabix
The vlog ends
Developments
Sarah makes toast
She is completely boring throughout
Its very dull
You can put a real raspberry in a raspberry yoghurt ice cube
How to make toast:
6 YEAR OLD CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE SAW IN THE AIRPORT! + NEW DESTINATION REVEAL + APARTMENT TOUR!
18 minutes Hooktube thing
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=GjkicBP2rNU
Before commencing this review I have decided to look at it with a fresh perspective. I've turned to alchohol
The video kicks off with THAT tune the one we keep hearing they cant use anymore - well blatantly they can and they do and they are.
Video proper opens with Sarah. Sarah is happy I cant help but wonder if she's discovered some of those tablets Chris was on.
She starts waffling on about in that lecturing voice about how they are up early because they have a very very busy day ahead of them. they are such martyrs to the cause of global chavness they should be knighted. This travel involves an hour thirty flight then another of 2 hours thirty,
Sarah chatters on at breakneck speed about the time they have and what to do with it. Its kind of funny that they never just do normal stuff.
Anyway that's not the point this is her show and its all go go go
When she asks whose excited about going to our next destination its not the enthusiastic response the Queen expects.
NOW ITS MOAN MOAN IM SUFFERING TIME
Sarah tells us hse was absolutely terrified to go to bed the last night.
She should just get on with it 3-5 minutes tops and its all over for the month. She fell asleep on the sofa Chris was out for 90 minutes that's ample time to check out the talent I think that's the expression young people use isn't it ?
But no it was nothing to do with her fears of philandering it was ……………………….
INSOMNIA
It's one hell of a tune and definitely better than any Emo crap I can see why she's scared
She didn't want to wake up this morning - aww
Then its a cut to Chris outside talking fast Sarah is making Toast . She will be on Big bake Off soon if she keeps going. I'm worried it will be too much for her. Chris tells us its Yummie toast its just too much for me to take in. Toast unbelievable. That's the thing you do with bread right ? Takes about 3 minutes ? I'll look into how to do it
They enjoy the luxurious feat of TOAST - I'll put some helpful google links in for anyone interested in how to make it later on.
Then they are back in the water and Chris says they only have time to dangle their toes in the pool. A bit of a dabble you may say
He nearly Esme into the pool in a humourous moment.
Personally I would have laughed more if he had chosen to drown Sarah in the thing
It then cuts to them arriving at the first airport and chris is excited very excited very excited very very very excited
Its a big secret where the fuckwits are going. they have bought the girls ice lollies and you are invited to comment below if you know what zaps from the uk are. I left my comment I doubt it will stay on long. Chris says zaps were his favourite when he was younger. It explains a lot if I was being tasered as a kid I may have turned out a bit odd.
Sarah tells us the girls are filling in their travel journals which are amazing travel journals she got off wherever she got them from.
Sarah says the supplier not only does travel ones she does pregnancy ones and weight loss ones
I suspect Sarah may be ordering a weight loss one for herself - handy she can get one
then we cut to them boarding another airplane
Then they are on the plane. I just can't keep up insomnia toe dipping in pools ice lollies airplanes and toast
Then they are landing then Chris and Esme are going out to get some food. Meanwhile Sarah is walking through the airport and Sarah is worried as policemen with guns were looking at her funny. How I wish it had been Grannny Wilkes with a service revolver. Perhaps policemen are looking at her funny because :
1. You look like a twat with your Ingham hoodie on
2. You look like a twat with your camera out in front of you facing towards you
3. Your just a twat
Sarah is wittering on explaining in breathless detail where they MAY be going and that some Australian people may guess - oh do fuck off you deluded pratt. You really are not famous big stars. they have basically flown up to get down. Isla has seen a plane at the airport that basically what the vog title alludes to.
Then we get a soothing song with the line Oh Oh Geronimo tears keep on falling the nightime is ours.
In a feat of detective work I have located the song used. It looks like the song may be credited to various people but here are the links for those of you who wish to mention to the artist how their tracks end up being used.
However if its a great 70s song with an Indians name in the lyrics you want then this classic from Sweet is pure bliss: Wig Wam Bam
They also did one called Little Willy but that's enough mentions of Chris today
So we are at the airport about to leave to go to the actual exciting mysterious destination. Sarah tells us its been a long long day and they have enjoyed it etc.
However something has gone wrong as they have ended up in HMP Strangeways in Manchester, It's had a refurb
Chris ever the gentleman says "you first my love" and Sarah enters the room
The first thing they find is a room that contains a washer and dryer. So that's Chris's sleeping area sorted
The next is the lounge / diner which is ok
The kitchen area is ok
Sarah points to the lounge table and says its where Chris can edit from. And they can eat from she says Breakfast - her recent triumph of mastering the art of making TOAST has given her new confidence as she says they are self catering. It's great she has found this new energy and items such as boiled eggs and bacon sandwiches may soon make an appearance.
She points to the sofa and says she can lie there being ill - her positivity is so inspirational
Sarah is also craving yoghurt ice cubes
Maybe they can be served on top of the toast
You can make a raspberry yoghurt ice cube and pop a raspberry in it
You can do the same with strawberry ones
This self catering thing is going to be one long series of new and exotic foods.
Here she is explaining how you pick up the raspberry and pop it in
Then its the bedooms which have beds in them
Then its a shot of kids in the beds. isabelle is on the sofa bed
Its time to end the vlog Chris has gone on the hunt for some drinks for them. Waters and juice no mention of weetabix
The vlog ends
Developments
Sarah makes toast
She is completely boring throughout
Its very dull
You can put a real raspberry in a raspberry yoghurt ice cube
How to make toast: