IamSarahjay #15 You've sung more goodbyes and goodnights than the Von Trapp children

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to @byefeliciax and @Foxvint for the extremely appropriate thread title suggestion!
Yes sad news Sarah watchers. This will probably be our last thread as Sarah has big plans for her future which include coming off twitter. Well not quite as now in a slight change of plan she is setting up an anonymous account.
(Btw she's filed mu police report and they are taking it very very seriously).

 

[Foxvint]

The fella's still imaginary, the days are still as empty as the Echo falls bottles and the slimming world is going as well as everything else she tries.

 

[byefeliciax]

I just did a proper massive, thigh-slapping belly laugh at this thread title. I’m so pleased about it. It’s

 

[Squeaky Beans]

I love this thread title

Sarah can call me sad on Saturday when I'm sobbing and desperately trying to get Oasis tickets, otherwise she can duck right off.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Sarah can call me sad on Saturday when I'm sobbing and desperately trying to get Oasis tickets, otherwise she can duck right off.

Solidarity ✊️

 

[byefeliciax]

I’ve not been on here as much lately, it seems she’s not so interesting when she’s locked down. If only someone had tried telling her that relentlessly all these months?

I just caught up on the tail end of the last thread though. Is she really trying to flex again with her GCSE results from 84 years ago and her degree she never did anything with? I CANNOT EVEN.

 

[Hold my beans]

I love this thread title

Sarah can call me sad on Saturday when I'm sobbing and desperately trying to get Oasis tickets, otherwise she can duck right off.

Have you registered with this?

I've got my eldest on it who is much more capable than me at getting tickets

 

[nothanksbabes]

I love this thread title

Sarah can call me sad on Saturday when I'm sobbing and desperately trying to get Oasis tickets, otherwise she can duck right off.

£13.50 booking fee! You should set up a GoFundMe tbh hun. Proper Tory dystopia.

 

[DameCarlotta]

Good to see Saz is most definitely not reading tattle

 

[BeardyBap]

Considering this is from 6 months ago:

Ladies & gentlemen… it’s all just a little bit of history repeating

But of course

 

[nothanksbabes]

Considering this is from 6 months ago:
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Ladies & gentlemen… it’s all just a little bit of history repeating

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Jesus bleeping Christ, she's a broken bleeping record.

I had a podcast on earlier and the host, rightly said, "most of the issues I run into on Twitter could have been avoided if I just shut the duck up".

Twitter isn't a place you go for validation. It's full of strangers who are not obligated to give a tit about you. It's telling that she's even less popular on Facebook, among people she knows in real life, than she is on Twitter and by association, Tattle.

You've really fucked your life up if Tattle give you more attention than your own bleeping family .

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

If you’re so clever Sarah, why don’t you get a bleeping job?

 

[L3moning]

I love this thread title

Sarah can call me sad on Saturday when I'm sobbing and desperately trying to get Oasis tickets, otherwise she can duck right off.

I'm just sad my nomination wasn't chosen:

But yeah, I really can't see her giving up tweeting to no one but Tattle dozens of times per day, even if she's doing it on an "anonymous" account.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Thoughts and prayers to my fellow Sazzle fans trying to get Oasis tickets. I am pure Blur, but went through an early midlife crisis 1D phase, so I feel your pain

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'd absolutely hate to be Sarah, although I must say she does make me feel better about myself.
Thank you, Sazzle.
Hot tip, work on your internalised misogyny. You can get your point across without calling other women derogatory names.

 

[L3moning]

I'd absolutely hate to be Sarah, although I must say she does make me feel better about myself.
Thank you, Sazzle.
Hot tip, work on your internalised misogyny. You can get your point across without calling other women derogatory names.

Not to mention the hypocrisy of calling people all the names under the sun and then, if anyone says anything negative about her, saying its violence and she'll call the police.

 

[Foxvint]

I've deffo banged this drum before but it's because we're (mostly) women and women are supposed to be kind, nurturing and everyone's ma, even to odious randos they owe nothing to. There's still thousands out there who'd have us in scolds bridles. Usually the hard of critical thinking like Sarah whose entire leech lives contribute nothing but want people to believe we're the baddies for having an opinion on that and not applauding it.

 

[BeardyBap]

Today’s Modern Toss, presented without comment.

 

[Traazers]

I am so happy about this job!
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I love these so much
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tit sorry genuine wrong thread

 

[byefeliciax]

I really miss her. So much has been left on a cliffhanger!

Did she ever make it to Blackpool?
Did she sell the car in the end?
Are the boys ready to go back to school tomorrow? How on earth did she afford their uniform this year without BuyMeACoffee?
Has The Eldest replaced the dining chairs yet?
Did DLA believe her bullshit?
How many more thousands of pounds of study debt does she intend to rack up and never pay back just to avoid ever having a job?
Did she ever get the back on that chest of drawers?
How are her iron levels? Has she had a transfusion yet?
Is mu big butch fella okay?