You're telling me you don't sit like this?! Oh I do. I love sitting down on dirty steps in my white/cream dress, staring smugly into the distance knowing my followers are wistfully jealous of me and my fake life. My recyclable eco coffee cup to show I am an on trend eco warrior (but don't worry ladies, I will post where I got it later as I am sure you will all be asking for it). It's imperative to be preened and always a full face of make up in case a wild camera Col catches you off guard, like in this case, sitting naturally on the steps. I think you ladies are doing it wrong!