β Lashings of mulled apple juice
βwhispers Lauren, oh, what larks!
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β Lashings of mulled apple juice
βwhispers Lauren, oh, what larks!
This made me proper laugh
The tulips do not look better turned inside out Lauren, they look like they do when they are past their best. This is desperate content - I mean get a bloody life - stop spoiling the tulips because Amelia Freer thinks it looks good!!!!! And if you want to go for a walk and drink your pretentious juice then do it - but you do NOT need to document this!! Every day another boring documented walk!
Why does everything have to be bloody mulled !
I showed my husband this (I have shared the antics of Lauren with him) and he roared with laughter, bloody brilliant!
Just flicking through a magazine from 1968, as you do on a Saturday night in lockdown, and came across this brilliant advert for clairol! Looks JUST like Lauren frolicking 
1960s housewife! Ha ha
1960s housewife! Ha ha
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She would be so proud!Just flicking through a magazine from 1968, as you do on a Saturday night in lockdown, and came across this brilliant advert for clairol! Looks JUST like Lauren frolicking
1960s housewife! Ha ha
Haha, i know she said her style was timeless, but seriously you'd think in over 50 years she could have added something else with her superior knowledge in advertising.
White clothing, check.
Field of flowers, check.
Pouffy hair, check.
Toothy grin, check.
Multiple me me me pics, check.
That ad is....lauren
White clothing, check.
Field of flowers, check.
Pouffy hair, check.
Toothy grin, check.
Multiple me me me pics, check.
That ad is....lauren
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A nightly large glass of red wine is also recommended to give you a really good nights sleep
what a wino. Swear she has a drink problem.
Also, has she deliberately misbuttonned her silky slinky lush gorgeousness pjs to show some crepey cleavage? Eurghhhh
what a wino. Swear she has a drink problem. Also, has she deliberately misbuttonned her silky slinky lush gorgeousness pjs to show some crepey cleavage? Eurghhhh
Alcohol is literally the worse thing for sleep, Iβm so surprised she doesnβt know this!its right up there with having a bath and turning off the phone - donβt have alcohol if you want a good night sleepA nightly large glass of red wine is also recommended to give you a really good nights sleep
Also, has she deliberately misbuttonned her silky slinky lush gorgeousness pjs to show some crepey cleavage? Eurghhhh
Sheβs so boring she thinks wine makes her interesting
I saw this on Blossoming Birds thread but I thought it needed to be on here too!
Wow. How brilliant! Is this not based on our Laur or are there many more others like her?! I think (thankfully) I donβt follow many more of these smug InstawankersI saw this on Blossoming Birds thread but I thought it needed to be on here too!
Do you think itβs another βhoarβ frost today?! 
He does another one about gifted and affiliated items; Iβm such a technophobe can you transfer that one too? Needs to be bookmarked here as it is Our Laurβ to a tee!I saw this on Blossoming Birds thread but I thought it needed to be on here too!
Genius!!!!I saw this on Blossoming Birds thread but I thought it needed to be on here too!
βI donβt know about you but Iβm ALWAYS cooking my tartiflete before our snowy walk to serve when we get back, how about you??β
Do you think Harry is interested in receiving new material, weβve got LOADS here
Do you think Harry is interested in receiving new material, weβve got LOADS here
Honest to good godβI donβt know about you but Iβm ALWAYS cooking my tartiflete before our snowy walk to serve when we get back, how about you??β
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Do you think Harry is interested in receiving new material, weβve got LOADS here
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