Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #16 #Justice4Elvis

[RuEvenReal]

OK but why are the kids dressed like they are on death row

 

[To cat lady]

Thread suggestion: Chets in trouble, be afraid. He revealed Helen has a maid!!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Helen showing off her new turkey teef when she’s back

 

[Little Bear]

OK but why are the kids dressed like they are on death row

Oceans last meal request: coco pops
Elvis’ last meal request: pan au chocolat

 

[nmc1999]

One of My pet peeves is taking children outside with soaking wet hair!!! Asking for her to get unwell

Sorry off topic but you don’t get unwell going out with wet hair that’s a myth. That’s one of my pet peeves you catch the cold from a virus.

 

[Justwannaseescreenshots]

Thread suggestion:

Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #17 just cos they’re related to you know who, doesn’t mean this thread is about them too!

 

[Doratheexplorer]

He's disgusting and like I said I thought they were the problem, I mean who takes it out on a 2 year old. Bloody scumbag

Come on like it’s not like a 2 year old is sat on Instagram crying cause uncle Chet has unfollowed him he shouldn’t even have an Instagram.

Surely the karaoke machine is a dig at Casey

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I may regret this, but could someone fill me in on coco pops gate please?

People were disgusted that ocean had coco pops for breakfast as they only give their children organic hand made ultra healthy food

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Day 10 of no ELUN,
I’ve now forgotten that I need to change the filter on a prep machine
I don’t know how to clean a steriliser anymore
I don’t know if George do neutral clothes or not
I can’t even remember how to get my child in bed, do they need a baff or bottle or should I fill them right to the top, I just don’t know! I’m starting to think 3Bs stands for bollock, ballsack & Brillopads
My life’s fallen apart man, shock.

 

[Justwannaseescreenshots]

We should have a poll vote on guesses.. can’t create one in an existing thread though so we will go emoji style..

She’s packed her bags
Covid
Surgery
Ran off with the neighbour
Doesn’t want to be on Camera
Hotel break away - what she wanted for her bday
Other unknown reason

 

[nelly2317]

I’m sorry but it’s really pissed me off her saying “7 days without my babies I’m never letting them go again”. Helen u left them to go abroad for surgery? You CHOSE to leave them for 7 days. Some of us are lucky to even get 1 night as a break. Stop acting like you’re super mum.

 

[ShannonLondon]

So they've got a cleaner, she doesn't work, Ocean goes to nursery and she's said Elvis will be starting soon and she swans off abroad for a week for cosmetic surgery. The facade has well and truly gone to sh*t. No wonder she just wants to keep having kids, she's got it bloody easy

 

[nelly2317]

*ELLUN sweats intensively*

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Helen is gonna be fumingggggg chet has revealed they have cleaners to be fair I would if I had their money but still

 

[lululemonzzz]

DYING that Chet has revealed that they have cleaners. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it whatsoever you do what’s right for you and your family, but also don’t go around pretending that you’re the northern Mrs Hinch

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Well thanks to Helen and her shit advise it’s just taken me and my husband 40 minutes to get our 8 million lights off the tree. We are now getting a divorce.

Fuck knows how I’m going to manage being a single mum of two demons 30.5 months apart.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I’d rather be at Chet and Helens Christmas then Marnie and Caseys

 

[Bizzarebbq]

Is Helen pregnant? I swear she had washboard abs two days ago ?

i mean… its christmas day… she’s probably just bloated?

 

[kirsth8s]

New title suggestion:
Where is Helen?? We ain’t heard her yellin!!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Marines q & a ’are you close to Caseys family?’ And she says ‘I’m close to Casey’s Mum and Dad’ says it all really doesn’t it even though we knew obvs