VIDEO SUMMARY:Easy Heatless Curls & My Hairs Night Routine
[Description: I absolutely love this technique, it works SO well!]
TLDR:
- SHE WRAPS HAIR AROUND A MINI POOL NOODLE
- THINKS HER SILK CAP MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A PENIS BECAUSE IT'S PINK
- HAS ONE GOOD EYE
- HAS ONE BAD EYE
- SPRAYS LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER INTO HER EYE
- FINISHED LOOK, SHE ENDS UP WITH FLAT ROOTS AND A WEIRD SHAPE AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD...
- BUT HEY, AT LEAST THE ENDS CURLED...
KettleVision blah blah
In waddles Helga moaning about how she's so tired
"FINALLY I CAN FILM THIS VIDEO!"
She's going to share with us how to do heatless curls... because this video hasn't been done to death already...
She says she does this every single night now
She says it's an effective way of styling her hair but also styling it without any damage... we know this already because she's told us a million times in previous videos
She squeezes her cheeks with her slabby ham
She then wipes both nostrils with the old pinch technique
"I'M GUNNA BE A HUNDRED - MILLION PERCENT HONEST WIV YOU THIS WORKS BETTA WIV LONGA 'AIR"
She lets down her hair and then rips a brush through it
"I RECENTLY GOT MA 'AIR DUN AT DA SALON"
She fans her hair out so we can see how amazing it looks... but it looks matted and stiff...
She says that this is the length of her natural hair and that she gets tape-ins to make it look thicker and fuller
"THE TAPE-INS ALSO HELP TO HOLD DA STYLE... I DUNNO WOT IT IZ...THE WITCHCRAFT WIV DEM..."
"...BUT THEY HOLD HAIRSTYLES REALLY WELL...."
She says styles fall out of her natural hair quicker.
"IT'S NOT A COMPLETE WRITE-OFF... BUT IT JUST WORKS BETTA WEN I'VE GOT ALL ME HAIR IN... BASICALLY"
Says she's got her mates to try it out and it works very well for them
She shoves in a leave-in conditioner
And sprays it in her eye
She promotes the pool noodle she got given and once again tells people to send the lady a DM and she'll make them on - she makes it sound as if they're free... she never tells you how much they are!
She says the end is round and circular...
She shoves a clip on top of her head
"AND THEN! THIS IS THE SCIENCE PART...."
"YOU'VE GOT TO PLACE IT IN THE MIDDLE PART THERE...."
She pulls her hair around it super tight because she loves her curls to be tight
She wraps her hair around like a braid
"IT'S KINDA LIKE A BRAID I SUPPOSE... I'M
tit AT ALL DAT STUFF"
The bald patch..... it looks like it's got worse...
She grabs bits from the back and then bits from the front... she doesn't show you what she's doing from the back because that would be too much work for a
bleeping tutorial.
"YER JUST GOTTA GRAB BITS WHERE YOU CAN... YOU JUST GOTTA FINK ABOUT DA LOGIC....Y'KNOW?"
She says that this section will all be curly, but there will be a flatter bit at the top of her hair... and towards the back...
"IT'S ALL ABOUT SCIENCE"
"IT'S PHYSICS"
It's talking out your
bleeping asshole, love.
She's using silk hair ties because they come off her hair better and are less kinky
She decides to come closer to the camera now.
witch loves a close up.
"DIS IS MA GOOD EYE AS WELL... SO I CAN SEE WOT I'M DOIN' BETTA"
She pokes herself in the eye like a kid and yells
"BAD EYE!"
"GOOD EYE!!!"
Back to the hair...
I am wincing at her yanking back her bald patch...
Her skin is lifting as she pulls it so tightly around the noodle
She says the fun bit is tucking the ends into the top part of the noodle
She puts on her silk cap and has to mention, yet again, that she looks like a penis because it's pink...
She stutters over trying to explain how before using the turban she would get caught up in her noodle
And now when she rolls around in bed she doesn't have to worry about it going "wuluwaubbbb!"
Now she bids us a farewell as she's going to watch TV in bed with her "love" ....which is probably a Magnum
Morning time now
She takes off the noodle
"OOOOH ELLO! KEWL!"
"OH, THEY LOOK GREAT!"
She flings her hair around
"SEE WOT I MEAN?!" She yells
"MA HAIR.... MA HAIR'S STYLED...."
She said that she doesn't need to do anything to it, it's done.... except she needs to do her fringe
She's off to get ready now
Cut to her, even more, close up now
She shuffles back and yells that she can't go out with her fringe like that
She grabs her Dyson air wrap and rips off the old hair from the brush
She says that if you haven't got one of these then use a hairdryer or hair straighteners
....what the
duck kind of shape has she got going on on her head?!
She grabs her hairdryer and blasts her hair with.... heat...?
She puts oil on and rambles on about not using hairspray unless she's going out (so that's all the time then)
And that's it...
. She sounds possessed!or maybe she just doesn’t give a tit about being healthy, which judging by her daily lunch desserts seems about right
. I have no idea why she loves it so much, it’s awful.
