I’m so thankful someone else asked this, I felt so dumb wondering. I’ve googled it 3 times.Brilliant as always @Lunamoon22 .
Not to ruin the moment however but why would you need to use lube externally?
I’m so thankful someone else asked this, I felt so dumb wondering. I’ve googled it 3 times.Brilliant as always @Lunamoon22 .
Not to ruin the moment however but why would you need to use lube externally?
Nope it's just a basic corner sofa which is so over priced and way too big.Does anyone actually like her sofa?
I’m imagining her and Phil covering their stomachs in it and laying on top of each other in bed, slipping around each other’s bodies without actual sexual activity and dead eyes. Like a sealion jelly wrestling match. But even less sexual.
That mental image I fear may never leave me .I’m imagining her and Phil covering their stomachs in it and laying on top of each other in bed, slipping around each other’s bodies without actual sexual activity and dead eyes. Like a sealion jelly wrestling match. But even less sexual.
Lavender always reminds me of old ladies. Apologies lavender fans .Incredibly low bar for a content creator but I liked Helen's last IG, nice to see some effort put into it (even if the actual advice she's giving smells like bullshit lmao). Wasn't a big fan of her outfit but I really liked the way it was edited and shot and it's nice to see a long caption with thought put into it. Can't pinpoint exactly what but something about her content seems better this week and I do hope this change persists.
Also, Helen describing lavender and oat/oak as a 'mature and sexy' scent is hilarious to me for some reason.
100%! That and strong rose smells.Lavender always reminds me of old ladies. Apologies lavender fans .
Does she mean with sex toys like bullets and those suction things? That’s the only way I can think of using lube in that way, unless she doesn’t realise how to actually use lube and thinks that people squirt it inside of them.I’m so thankful someone else asked this, I felt so dumb wondering. I’ve googled it 3 times.
So her chronically bad spelling and grammar has magically been cured for this post orrrrThe duck is this shite? Is her and Fil's new year's resolution to bore people to death with their long ass captions?
View attachment 387610View attachment 387611
Bit elaborate for someone only posting to advertise their ASOS coat and new Homer Simpson muumuu...
Ah yes that does make more sense! It’s just such an odd thing to specify considering it’s completely safe for “internal” use.Does she mean with sex toys like bullets and those suction things? That’s the only way I can think of using lube in that way, unless she doesn’t realise how to actually use lube and thinks that people squirt it inside of them.
Yea it’s an odd thing to say, just say you like lube!! LolAh yes that does make more sense! It’s just such an odd thing to specify considering it’s completely safe for “internal” use.
That's somewhat thrown me too - I mean (speaking heteronormatively), she might be referring to only using it on the, ah, male appendage, but that will likely then become internal use pretty sharpish?Brilliant as always @Lunamoon22 .
Not to ruin the moment however but why would you need to use lube externally?
Eyes rolled back, clenched teeth, gurning what is she on seriously?what the bloody hell...
Obligatory mini magnumEyes rolled back, clenched teeth, gurning what is she on seriously?