WELCOME TO THREAD #10
HELEN ANDERSON - ASOS BINGE, COVID WHINGE AND A FESTIVE MINGE
Big thank you to @Flampam for the title suggestion!
(42 votes)
Previous thread: HERE
Let's have a recap and get right to the good stuff!
(Please add anything that I might have missed out in the recap - there's been so much happening!)
HELEN ANDERSON - ASOS BINGE, COVID WHINGE AND A FESTIVE MINGEBig thank you to @Flampam for the title suggestion!
(42 votes) Previous thread: HERE
Let's have a recap and get right to the good stuff!
(Please add anything that I might have missed out in the recap - there's been so much happening!)
▷ BOREMAS 2020
- Vlogmas #1:
Had a weird title: new couple, new tree. Throughout the whole thing she looked miserable as duck, and Fil just kept playing on COD as per usual
- Vlogmas #2:
She moves her camera around to show multiple angles of her walking from one place to another, which is really contrived and lame. She did 3 basic DIYs in one day!!! (one ready made DIY kit, spray painting one thing, and writing on a bit of wood). Curses the tree by hanging a bit of wood with her and Fil's name on.
- Vlogmas #3:
She edits in burps and the longest fart ever because she well quirky, does a boring gift guide with tit like a £15 car air freshener. Couldn't be arsed to move all the gifts to xmas background downstairs, nor could she be bothered to make the filming area upstairs xmas themed, remember she claims to put in a lot of hard work into these vlogs. Is so proud that she edited in the fart into her vlog, she probably read Tattle as we recently spoke about her editing a fart in one of her past vlogs
-Vlogmas #4:
She gets her nails done, cleans the house and complains about Fil's nut crumbs.
- Vlogmas #5:
She makes another wreath, complains that she has to do it virtually with her mates this year.
- Vlogmas #6-7:
She does a 15 minute video on how she made a very basic list in Excel. Claims that people had been begging for her to show them her crappy list (no one asked for this). Is hosting a boxing day BBQ with a shit ton of food for just her and Fil – we suspect she's going to throw yet another covid party.
- Vlogmas #8:
Shows us her DECEMBER EDITION of what she eats in the day... which isn't really much different from any other day really. She complains that FIL eats absolutely everything and that she needs to keep having words with him.
- Vlogmas #9:
Shows off a Lush haul (insensitively after Lush was outed for supporting an anti-trans group), but doesn't know the names of the items. (The Lush store has since had to close because of a positive Covid case...) She also lets Fil 'treat' himself to a bath.
- Vlogmas #10:
Fil comes home late.
- Vlogmas #11 – 13 Had to drink 2 bottles of Prosecco while wrapping presents because she hates it so much. Had to go into town on the busiest day to do even more shopping despite saying she did it all in October. Went to her sisters house to see her nieces, then went out for a roast with Grace and Andy. Snaps at comments from a person family restaurant about dining out with friends whilst they're in Tier 2. Later she changed her title to become more clickbait because her views have been absolute tit recently.
- Vlogmas #14:
Spends a full 6 minutes commenting on how she gets her pubes lasered. Last part of the vlog she tries on 2 dressed and a top.
- Vlogmas #15:
Does a boring get ready with me where she acts drunk / stoned, keeps saying over and over how she feels soooo chilled. Shows off her awful bald spot where her hair is being ripped out by her crappy extenstions. Complains about being nervous about going to get her hair done London when it's just gone into Tier 3, she couldn't possibly go somewhere local or wait, she just has to break restriction rules.
- Vlogmas #16:
Starts the vlog with an disingenuous apology about taking a non essential trip from Norfolk to London to get her hair done when they were in tier 3. Still thinks it's a great idea to show the vlog of her London trip because she had such a fun time getting it done. Lectures Fil about eating junk, made him list to the camera everything he ate for dinner and judged him for it, yet forgets that she just had a bleeping McDonald's
▷ TRAVELS FROM NORFOLK TO TIER 3 LONDON JUST TO GET HER HAIR DONE
- She decided to go and get her hair done in London while it went into Tier 3
- Deletes a bunch of comments saying that her planning to go and get her hair done is against the tier restriction rules
- Eventually she replies to claimed she didn't understand it all meant, and that no one told her she was doing anything wrong(forgetting that the last few months she's been replying to criticising comments that she knows what the rules are and that she never breaks them, and how in the 'grand scheme of things it's not that difficult to stay home)
- Also weirdly states that if she knew she was in the wrong then she wouldn't have even mentioned about going
- Even after replying to comments saying that she was wrong, she still liked a bunch of comments which told her that she didn't need to apologise
- In Vlogmas #16 she addresses the comments, admitting she broke the rules because she suddenly misunderstood them, her body language showed her smiling, smirking and eye rolling during her apology was very telling that she didn't mean it – combined with the fact she then started to ask zillion fake gushing questions: how is everyone doing? How are you finding the pandemic? How has it affected you? Are you ok? How is everyone? How are things? How are you all coping?
- Asks people to answer all her questions in the comments – as she hopes that it would distract everyone and take the heat off her dickish behaviour
- Still decides to upload the footage of her at the salon because she had such a fun time in London, but warns people who “might be angry” about her going that they should just switch off now
- Says she's going straight there and back again, but shows herself going to the post office, the dump and other errands she has to do before her drive up, she would have had to park and take public transport via the underground to get to her salon, and on the way back she gets a McDonalds.
- Swaps her 'tight' mask for a baggy one which kept slipping off her nose every time she spoke
- Deleted comments condemning her behaviour and only kept up her gushing comments about how it's not her fault she didn't check the rules before travelling, how she can do what the hell she wants (just wear a mask!), how it's essential to go and get your hair done, and that she didn't do anything wrong
- Also lock down hater, Covid is a faker - Minnie the Mollusc (also known as Binnie) is back commenting her dumb tit (#1 | #2)
▷ DELETES COMMENTS... WHAT A SURPRISE
- Gets criticising comments on her Vlogmas #1 about looking bored and possibly drunk which lead to a big exchange between the commenter and Helga (link #1 | link #2 | link #3 | link #4 | link #5)
- She complained about people feeling like they're entitled to sharing their opinion and that people should keep opinions to themselves – which is funny because she has had a lot of tweets complaining about people criticising her negative opinions of others: (link #1 | link #2)
- Says the hilarious phrase “the way of the internet”
- Helen ends up deleting the whole thread since it was gaining quite a number of likes, poster replies in another comment (link #1 | link #2) but that gets instantly deleted
▷ ”I ENCAPSULATE CHRISTMAS IN ALLLLL MY VLOGS... HERE'S ONE ABOUT MY PUBES!”
- She got a comment on her Vlogmas #14 pube video about how her videos aren't enjoyable
- Helen claims that all her vlogs encapsulates Christmas. They do not.
▷ ”IT'S PERSONAL PREFERANCE TO POTENTIALLY GIVE MY DOGS SPINAL INJURIES”
- In her Vlogmas #3 video she shows her Dachshund dogs running up the stairs, which is dangerous as Dachshunds are highly likely to develop Intervertebral Disc Disease which will lead to having to get surgery
- In a scented plug ins and scented candles which are also toxic to dogs
▷ ADS! ADS! ADS!
- Does an advert for Tropicana, in which she claims that she drinks it every morning and that she wants to vibe with her juice. Just recently she claimed the only thing she drinks in the morning is coffee as it gets her going and keeps her farting away in the gym. Also pulls a weird pout and makes her mouth look like a potato
- Does an batshit crazy advert for her make up look for Tropicana - where she sings, gurns, turns herself whiter than Casper and does all sorts of weird noises and mmming the juice before she even manages to get the straw in her mouth
- She has never ever mentioned her favourite go-to, 'I always start my day off with' Tropicana juice outside of this advert. In her what I eat in a day vlog the juice she claimed she starts her day off right with was no where to be seen. Proving that she's a big fat liar.
- Does a the most hideous dress and screeches along to her own song (2 ads in 1!)
▷ HOW TO GET OUT OF THE LUSH CONTROVERSY AFTER DOING A LUSH HAUL – CLAIM TO BE OBLIVIOUS TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
- In her Lush Haul Vlog she received complaints for doing a haul with Lush after they were outed a week or so prior for donating thousands to an anti-trans group
- Despite being online and actively posting she ignored the comments for a few days and then replied to all the comments claiming that she didn't know anything about the controversy until reading these comments just that moment, says she's bad at keeping in the look for most things in the world because she doesn't go on her phone much and when she does she only goes online to post her content and use whatsapp, however she admitted in the following vlog that she had spent a long time just sitting scrolling away on her phone
- She's almost 30 years old and is still choosing to be deliberately ignorant to world news, politics and community issues going on in the world
▷ WHAT LOCKDOWN?
- Hired a photographer during the second lock down to take pictures of her in her bin bag shirt because that's ESSENTIAL
▷ THAT BLUE EYESHADOW
- She did a festive look with blue eyeshadow, heavy orange blusher plastered so far down her face and bright red clown lips.
- After miming along in the video she tried to be 'sexy' by biting her lip but just came off as super cringey
▷ ”FOLLOW THE ACORN”
- Remembering her fucking shit 2019 Favourites video where she did her David Brent best and sung amazing lyrics like “follow the acorn, follow the acorn, follow the acorn, follow the acorn”
▷ SCENE: THE COUNSELLOR'S OFFICE
We were treated to this brilliant written piece by @sorenips
- Vlogmas #1:
Had a weird title: new couple, new tree. Throughout the whole thing she looked miserable as duck, and Fil just kept playing on COD as per usual
- Vlogmas #2:
She moves her camera around to show multiple angles of her walking from one place to another, which is really contrived and lame. She did 3 basic DIYs in one day!!! (one ready made DIY kit, spray painting one thing, and writing on a bit of wood). Curses the tree by hanging a bit of wood with her and Fil's name on.
- Vlogmas #3:
She edits in burps and the longest fart ever because she well quirky, does a boring gift guide with tit like a £15 car air freshener. Couldn't be arsed to move all the gifts to xmas background downstairs, nor could she be bothered to make the filming area upstairs xmas themed, remember she claims to put in a lot of hard work into these vlogs. Is so proud that she edited in the fart into her vlog, she probably read Tattle as we recently spoke about her editing a fart in one of her past vlogs
-Vlogmas #4:
She gets her nails done, cleans the house and complains about Fil's nut crumbs.
- Vlogmas #5:
She makes another wreath, complains that she has to do it virtually with her mates this year.
- Vlogmas #6-7:
She does a 15 minute video on how she made a very basic list in Excel. Claims that people had been begging for her to show them her crappy list (no one asked for this). Is hosting a boxing day BBQ with a shit ton of food for just her and Fil – we suspect she's going to throw yet another covid party.
- Vlogmas #8:
Shows us her DECEMBER EDITION of what she eats in the day... which isn't really much different from any other day really. She complains that FIL eats absolutely everything and that she needs to keep having words with him.
- Vlogmas #9:
Shows off a Lush haul (insensitively after Lush was outed for supporting an anti-trans group), but doesn't know the names of the items. (The Lush store has since had to close because of a positive Covid case...) She also lets Fil 'treat' himself to a bath.
- Vlogmas #10:
Fil comes home late.
- Vlogmas #11 – 13 Had to drink 2 bottles of Prosecco while wrapping presents because she hates it so much. Had to go into town on the busiest day to do even more shopping despite saying she did it all in October. Went to her sisters house to see her nieces, then went out for a roast with Grace and Andy. Snaps at comments from a person family restaurant about dining out with friends whilst they're in Tier 2. Later she changed her title to become more clickbait because her views have been absolute tit recently.
- Vlogmas #14:
Spends a full 6 minutes commenting on how she gets her pubes lasered. Last part of the vlog she tries on 2 dressed and a top.
- Vlogmas #15:
Does a boring get ready with me where she acts drunk / stoned, keeps saying over and over how she feels soooo chilled. Shows off her awful bald spot where her hair is being ripped out by her crappy extenstions. Complains about being nervous about going to get her hair done London when it's just gone into Tier 3, she couldn't possibly go somewhere local or wait, she just has to break restriction rules.
- Vlogmas #16:
Starts the vlog with an disingenuous apology about taking a non essential trip from Norfolk to London to get her hair done when they were in tier 3. Still thinks it's a great idea to show the vlog of her London trip because she had such a fun time getting it done. Lectures Fil about eating junk, made him list to the camera everything he ate for dinner and judged him for it, yet forgets that she just had a bleeping McDonald's
▷ TRAVELS FROM NORFOLK TO TIER 3 LONDON JUST TO GET HER HAIR DONE
- She decided to go and get her hair done in London while it went into Tier 3
- Deletes a bunch of comments saying that her planning to go and get her hair done is against the tier restriction rules
- Eventually she replies to claimed she didn't understand it all meant, and that no one told her she was doing anything wrong(forgetting that the last few months she's been replying to criticising comments that she knows what the rules are and that she never breaks them, and how in the 'grand scheme of things it's not that difficult to stay home)
- Also weirdly states that if she knew she was in the wrong then she wouldn't have even mentioned about going
- Even after replying to comments saying that she was wrong, she still liked a bunch of comments which told her that she didn't need to apologise
- In Vlogmas #16 she addresses the comments, admitting she broke the rules because she suddenly misunderstood them, her body language showed her smiling, smirking and eye rolling during her apology was very telling that she didn't mean it – combined with the fact she then started to ask zillion fake gushing questions: how is everyone doing? How are you finding the pandemic? How has it affected you? Are you ok? How is everyone? How are things? How are you all coping?
- Asks people to answer all her questions in the comments – as she hopes that it would distract everyone and take the heat off her dickish behaviour
- Still decides to upload the footage of her at the salon because she had such a fun time in London, but warns people who “might be angry” about her going that they should just switch off now
- Says she's going straight there and back again, but shows herself going to the post office, the dump and other errands she has to do before her drive up, she would have had to park and take public transport via the underground to get to her salon, and on the way back she gets a McDonalds.
- Swaps her 'tight' mask for a baggy one which kept slipping off her nose every time she spoke
- Deleted comments condemning her behaviour and only kept up her gushing comments about how it's not her fault she didn't check the rules before travelling, how she can do what the hell she wants (just wear a mask!), how it's essential to go and get your hair done, and that she didn't do anything wrong
- Also lock down hater, Covid is a faker - Minnie the Mollusc (also known as Binnie) is back commenting her dumb tit (#1 | #2)
▷ DELETES COMMENTS... WHAT A SURPRISE
- Gets criticising comments on her Vlogmas #1 about looking bored and possibly drunk which lead to a big exchange between the commenter and Helga (link #1 | link #2 | link #3 | link #4 | link #5)
- She complained about people feeling like they're entitled to sharing their opinion and that people should keep opinions to themselves – which is funny because she has had a lot of tweets complaining about people criticising her negative opinions of others: (link #1 | link #2)
- Says the hilarious phrase “the way of the internet”
- Helen ends up deleting the whole thread since it was gaining quite a number of likes, poster replies in another comment (link #1 | link #2) but that gets instantly deleted
▷ ”I ENCAPSULATE CHRISTMAS IN ALLLLL MY VLOGS... HERE'S ONE ABOUT MY PUBES!”
- She got a comment on her Vlogmas #14 pube video about how her videos aren't enjoyable
- Helen claims that all her vlogs encapsulates Christmas. They do not.
▷ ”IT'S PERSONAL PREFERANCE TO POTENTIALLY GIVE MY DOGS SPINAL INJURIES”
- In her Vlogmas #3 video she shows her Dachshund dogs running up the stairs, which is dangerous as Dachshunds are highly likely to develop Intervertebral Disc Disease which will lead to having to get surgery
- In a scented plug ins and scented candles which are also toxic to dogs
▷ ADS! ADS! ADS!
- Does an advert for Tropicana, in which she claims that she drinks it every morning and that she wants to vibe with her juice. Just recently she claimed the only thing she drinks in the morning is coffee as it gets her going and keeps her farting away in the gym. Also pulls a weird pout and makes her mouth look like a potato
- Does an batshit crazy advert for her make up look for Tropicana - where she sings, gurns, turns herself whiter than Casper and does all sorts of weird noises and mmming the juice before she even manages to get the straw in her mouth
- She has never ever mentioned her favourite go-to, 'I always start my day off with' Tropicana juice outside of this advert. In her what I eat in a day vlog the juice she claimed she starts her day off right with was no where to be seen. Proving that she's a big fat liar.
- Does a the most hideous dress and screeches along to her own song (2 ads in 1!)
▷ HOW TO GET OUT OF THE LUSH CONTROVERSY AFTER DOING A LUSH HAUL – CLAIM TO BE OBLIVIOUS TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
- In her Lush Haul Vlog she received complaints for doing a haul with Lush after they were outed a week or so prior for donating thousands to an anti-trans group
- Despite being online and actively posting she ignored the comments for a few days and then replied to all the comments claiming that she didn't know anything about the controversy until reading these comments just that moment, says she's bad at keeping in the look for most things in the world because she doesn't go on her phone much and when she does she only goes online to post her content and use whatsapp, however she admitted in the following vlog that she had spent a long time just sitting scrolling away on her phone
- She's almost 30 years old and is still choosing to be deliberately ignorant to world news, politics and community issues going on in the world
▷ WHAT LOCKDOWN?
- Hired a photographer during the second lock down to take pictures of her in her bin bag shirt because that's ESSENTIAL
▷ THAT BLUE EYESHADOW
- She did a festive look with blue eyeshadow, heavy orange blusher plastered so far down her face and bright red clown lips.
- After miming along in the video she tried to be 'sexy' by biting her lip but just came off as super cringey
▷ ”FOLLOW THE ACORN”
- Remembering her fucking shit 2019 Favourites video where she did her David Brent best and sung amazing lyrics like “follow the acorn, follow the acorn, follow the acorn, follow the acorn”
▷ SCENE: THE COUNSELLOR'S OFFICE
We were treated to this brilliant written piece by @sorenips
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When you break down her vlogmas like that, w o w she just really doesn;t care anymore does she 
I think we;re all in the wrong career if she can get paid enough to spend as much as she does to put in this little effort
and thanks folks for picking my title 
