Healthylivinglauren

[Fineapple]

Living for this.

Okay, so issue 1: Pretty sure she went to the Dom Republic with the old boyf in February of this year. So she’s been with this one 9 months at a push (and that’s on the premise that she dumped the old bf on the plane home from the DR and picked up the new piece at airport arrivals) but probably less.

Issue 2: He’s visibly a 12 year old. Who’s gonna call Childline? Does he understand what he’s done? Is that ring from his mummy’s jewellery box?

Issue 3: Can we all take a second to think about the actual state of those wedding photos. TOE POINTED AT THE ALTAR. Actually fuck it I hope they get married ASAP because I need those photos.

 

[Fineapple]

She looks 37 and her boyfriend looks 12. Such a weird match.

 

[SpiceWeasel]

She did a Q&A last night and the house is actually her grandmother’s house but owned by her parents. She said her and the 12 year old moved in and renovated it. Still didn’t say anything about them buying it, maybe they just gave it to her. Explains a lot though I thought she’d met him and they bought a house within like 1 month

 

[Fineapple]

I can’t cope with the leg even during a spa day in her fucking robe! WHO TOLD HER THIS LOOKS GOOD

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

For the love of god, why does she feel the need to repost the same old transformation pic?!
1. You look nothing like the after pic now
2. The before photo is like 5 years old
3. You arent on a diet or losing weight
4. Nobody fucking cares.

 

[Whatisthis1321]

All of those lounge suits should be thrown in the bin. Every single item of clothing she promotes is grimmmm

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

I think she was in the micro influencers tab which got deleted.

Cannot for the life of me understand why she has to do that stupid pointed toe pose in ALL her pictures.

Looks ridiculous

 

[Whatisthis1321]

I was just thinking her and her boyfriend FIANCE's lives literally revolve around taking photos of her getting ready for nights out and drinking cocktails. I wonder if it's all magical honeymoon phase times still now they're just sat in the house staring at each other

well since he’s basically a toddler I assume she is using a self timer to take the photos and he is playing with his Lego’s

 

[Seththebunny]

I literally cannot take the foot anymore, I think I’m going to have to unfollow..

 

[lizziew92]

I was just thinking her and her boyfriend FIANCE's lives literally revolve around taking photos of her getting ready for nights out and drinking cocktails. I wonder if it's all magical honeymoon phase times still now they're just sat in the house staring at each other

 

[lizziew92]

For the love of god, why does she feel the need to repost the same old transformation pic?!
1. You look nothing like the after pic now
2. The before photo is like 5 years old
3. You arent on a diet or losing weight
4. Nobody fucking cares.

I just opened Instagram up and saw this and thought exactly the same thing!

When she looked like the (extremely touched up) pic on the right I remember the food she was posting and the exercise regime at the time and was thinking god she must be miserable! She looks like she’s put at least a stone back on now, she looks absolutely fine but no need to recycle those pics again and again for the love of god!

 

[Whatisthis1321]

Literally everything you've said. Called it.


I reckon the house might be on her own? It would be actual madness to make that sort of committment with someone you hardly know. Although I guess people do it!

Yeah she bought the house herself but it’s ‘their’ house now so tiny tim has landed on his feet having just hit puberty

 

[Chipsandgravy]

Christ!

We can look forward to a long engagement then as I imagine it'll take him a while to save up from his paper round!

 

[truffletrot]

She did a Q&A last night and the house is actually her grandmother’s house but owned by her parents. She said her and the 12 year old moved in and renovated it. Still didn’t say anything about them buying it, maybe they just gave it to her. Explains a lot though I thought she’d met him and they bought a house within like 1 month

She seems soooo spoiled by her parents

 

[lizziew92]

I’m in the same boat as you completely, trying to just not get myself down! Yes IG is a nightmare when you’re not feeling that great anyway,I think Lauren is not very open about her struggles, she never mentions struggling or putting on weight, it was only when I saw a photo of her someone had tagged her in that I realised she did naht look the same!

Exactly, every morning I wake up and I’m like right time to get back on track then by the end of the day I’ve eaten my own weight in carbs and cracked open the wine oh well, it could be a lot worse.

I wish I’d seen the tagged photo as I’ve heard it mentioned on here before! No she’s not very open, I used to like her a lot a few years ago when she was still SW lauren before all the ads started.

At least we’re being saved endless toe pointing photos in outfits which look like they came from one of those backstreet ‘Everything Under £5’ shops because she can’t go out

 

[Seththebunny]

Has anyone seen her videos trying to flog skincare?

 

[truffletrot]

Kind of getting bored of her posting the same ‘before’ pictures all the time.. everybody looks bad at those angles lol

I’ve actually seen the thriller dance one about 1,002 times.

Does anyone else ever wonder how the hell she has so much money to spend on clothes?! It’s a new River Island outfit every week it seems

 

[lizziew92]

The odd time too she gets a bit photoshop happy or whatever app she uses. In the bikini pics from holiday her stomach looks like highly polished plastic
If you go on her personal profile and go back quite far you can see what she actually looks like without all the slap

 

[Whatisthis1321]

She even says you apply it to your face and your neck in a circular motion. You’re literally wearing a polo neck. I do not understand these posts.

 

[Fineapple]

Guyz she has a new post up of her sitting in a car and I SWEAR TO GOD THE TOE IS BEING POINTED help us all