Ladies and Gentleman....
The Offering of a "food blogger"....
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jesus bleeping wept.
it's like something my 7 year old comes in with after he's said "daddy, can I try making my own dinner today?"
if this is inspiration then I'm willy wonka.
I think he has been finally locked up for fraud, dangerous driving, parking like a twit and exhumation of a grave without a licence and this is what he was served by HMPS last night
I'll save you the details of how he smuggled his phone in....