Harry & Meghan #516 It's Meghan Mark-up, not Meghan Markle!

[Chita]

Title by @cjguk Well done.

It was on page 12 of the most liked posts but its the first title suggestion I could find.

Old thread here - https://tattle.life/threads/harry-m...ay-just-wish-the-harkles-would-go-away.50188/

where we did not troll, we criticised.

It took me longer to find the winning title than it took to draw this.......................

Tattle on Tattlers...............

 

[VC10]

 

[wibble]

I blame Ashley Cole.

 

[Thalia]

A google search of the flowers brings up this:

Buy potato vine ( syn. Solanum jasminoides Album ) Solanum laxum 'Album'

www.rhsplants.co.uk

Potato vine - Harmful if eaten

Ai confirms: Yes, potato vine (Solanum laxum) is poisonous and should not be ingested. All parts of the plant, including the berries and leaves, contain toxins that can cause gastrointestinal distress and other symptoms if eaten. It's important to handle the plant with gloves and prevent children and pets from accessing it.

Perhaps this was Harold's charcuterie board & she was making a separate plate for herself*

*as a 'sweet nod' to the mushroom poisoner

Alternatively, her staff who set all of this up, dislike her!

 

[Missmopps]

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A google search of the flowers brings up this:

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Buy potato vine ( syn. Solanum jasminoides Album ) Solanum laxum 'Album'

www.rhsplants.co.uk

Potato vine - Harmful if eaten

Ai confirms: Yes, potato vine (Solanum laxum) is poisonous and should not be ingested. All parts of the plant, including the berries and leaves, contain toxins that can cause gastrointestinal distress and other symptoms if eaten. It's important to handle the plant with gloves and prevent children and pets from accessing it.

Perhaps this was Harold's charcuterie board & she was making a separate plate for herself*

*as a 'sweet nod' to the mushroom poisoner

Alternatively, her staff who set all of this up, dislike her!

She really has the smuggest face, it’s so very punchable

 

[Thalia]

She really has the smuggest face, it’s so very punchable

She only seems to ever eat fruit, she's been on ozempic, she's been handling poisonous flowers and placing them on her charcuterie board then popped a piece of fruit into her mouth.

Maybe what you see as a smug face is the face of someone realising that it's not fake tan that's running down the back of her legs

 

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

Where was Haz?

https://www.archive.is/https://www....-friend-shares-recipe-patriotic-cocktail.html

Archive

https://archive.ph/Lx216

 

[knoddle]

Quote from DE:

"It didn't work out because when it actually comes down to it, Prince Harry is cursed with charisma but hates being a prince

"It didn't work out because when it actually comes down to it, Prince Harry is cursed with charisma but hates being a prince stupidity, arrogance and a nasty temperament.

There I fixed it

 

[Hannahebee]

Where was Haz?

Most likely not in Montecito given the fact that the picture she posted was from 2016.

 

[Flowerstar68]

Most likely not in Montecito given the fact that the picture she posted was from 2016.

And taken in London, lol.

 

[Hannahebee]

And taken in London, lol.

Exactly if he was with her yesterday she would have 100% posted a new photo and not posted this old photo from when they first starting seeing one another.

 

[MoodyBlue]

She only seems to ever eat fruit, she's been on ozempic, she's been handling poisonous flowers and placing them on her charcuterie board then popped a piece of fruit into her mouth.

Maybe what you see as a smug face is the face of someone realising that it's not fake tan that's running down the back of her legs

I'm on the pen and I'm constipated!

 

[cjguk]

Title by @cjguk Well done.

It was on page 12 of the most liked posts but its the first title suggestion I could find.

Old thread here - https://tattle.life/threads/harry-m...ay-just-wish-the-harkles-would-go-away.50188/

where we did not troll, we criticised.

It took me longer to find the winning title than it took to draw this.......................


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Tattle on Tattlers...............

Thanks for the new thread Wow I'd forgotten I'd posted that, do I get a prize for the lowest number of votes for a winning thread title! And no I do not want any jam spread

 

[cjguk]

New Dan W video

"Tasteless & cruel!" Prince William fury at Meghan Markle over sick stunt exposed

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Quote from DE:

"It didn't work out because when it actually comes down to it, Prince Harry is cursed with charisma but hates being a prince

"It didn't work out because when it actually comes down to it, Prince Harry is cursed with charisma but hates being a prince stupidity, arrogance and a nasty temperament.

There I fixed it

Is the charisma in the room with us?

 

[Thalia]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

Where was Haz?

https://www.archive.is/https://www....-friend-shares-recipe-patriotic-cocktail.html

Archive

https://archive.ph/Lx216

I think it's safe to say that wherever he is, he still isn't all there

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

I liked my last suggestion so much, I am going to suggest it again and hopefully it will benefit from being at the beginning of the thread

Harry & Meghan #517: SKUed up As Ever

She really is stuck on these ridiculous fruit boards as if they are revolutionary and life changing. I made these for my kids in the 90s and early 2000s. When I just couldn’t deal with lunch or dinner, I would put together these graze boards for them. I’m pretty sure every parent has a done a version of this.

Also, Charcuterie had it’s heyday with the “girl dinner” trend in 2022-2023.

I honestly wish I had her unearned self confidence.

 

[Florentine]

Is the charisma in the room with us?

Harry's got what Terry Pratchett coined as "charisn'tma", meaning the absolute opposite of charisma: "a lack of social grace so compelling that one cannot help but watch".

 

[Chita]

Thanks for the new thread Wow I'd forgotten I'd posted that, do I get a prize for the lowest number of votes for a winning thread title! And no I do not want any jam spread

It wasnt a low number of votes to be fair.
Just the posts of memes and pics and archived articles in front of it had really high numbers of likes.

So you are a worthy winner and the phrase "mark up Markle" is GENIUS.
Have some mushies -

 

[Amiyaya]

View attachment 3630051

A google search of the flowers brings up this:

View attachment 3630052

Buy potato vine ( syn. Solanum jasminoides Album ) Solanum laxum 'Album'

www.rhsplants.co.uk

Potato vine - Harmful if eaten

Ai confirms: Yes, potato vine (Solanum laxum) is poisonous and should not be ingested. All parts of the plant, including the berries and leaves, contain toxins that can cause gastrointestinal distress and other symptoms if eaten. It's important to handle the plant with gloves and prevent children and pets from accessing it.

Perhaps this was Harold's charcuterie board & she was making a separate plate for herself*

*as a 'sweet nod' to the mushroom poisoner

Alternatively, her staff who set all of this up, dislike her!

I was convinced these were solanum flowers but hadn’t had chance to look into anything that might look similar as yet so thank you - they’ll give you the shits if you’re not careful so why put them near food, especially food your kids are going to potentially eat?!